or headquarters for that matter... you see i have moved my operation to another part of the house, made a few upgrades and am feeling a "fresh new vibe".
Which begs the question... what is my operation?
Jesus effin crouch, why do i have to ask myself these derailing questions just when i start to feel like i am on a roll... and then publicly state that i am on a roll which is a sure fire way to rattle the bones of the OMEN GODS.
Now don't get all crazy one me and think that our good warrior old S Robertson has lost his faith and turned into some religious sucker like the pack of fools at my door this morning trying to give me a pamphlet on the truth. "The truth" sounded good but the pamphlet was horse shit and the dudes couldn't see it... they kept saying you see it's written right here, and i had to say sure sure but i could write a pamphlet and print it and i could write it so that it says "Ron sucks shit out of shit ass"... and i could even put in a picture of you and have an arrow pointing at your picture and then come to your house Ron, and disturb you from a fine bong hit to tell you about the truth that is written in my pamphlet... but the thing is Ron, it might not be true... do you suck shit out of shit ass Ron?
Apparently Ron has never and will never suck shit out of a shit ass... so i apologized for insinuating such but none the less i asked Ron and his partner if they caught my drift.. but like a fine tuned salesman they just dropped back into the routine so i had to shoe them away asap.
But the OMEN GODS are different... it's more about balance in the universe and pure mathematical probability. On a grander scale it is probably more about self blame... if you said something couldn't happen and it happens than you are presented with the opportunity to hate yourself for tempting fate by declaring it couldn't happen.
I do believe in "karma" and positive mind training.
Karma- good things happen to people doing good things because they spent their energy in a way that inspires positivity and hence are in the vicinity to benefit, and perhaps through their efforts they will recognize opportunity when it comes as they will understand the process of how good things work.
positive mind- if you believe you can you probably can, if you believe you will fail you are done.
One thing i know for sure is that gaining direction in ones life does not come by accident, but rather the result of a committed effort on a number of smaller fronts.
Monday, August 30, 2010
Monday, August 23, 2010
hot damn...9 years of the chronicles
August 14, 2001
What is a website?
How is it useful?
Why should people go there?
And is this going to be an enjoyable pursuit for myself?
These Questions give rise to other questions for example
What is professional with respect to art and a rock and roll band?
In fact who even cares about quality?
it is indeed a fast food industry, and I'm stuck in the middle of it. This is the roadbed website, Your connection to the Super Robertson take on things. I am an artist, funny the word artist to declare yourself one its kind of like barging in and joining some club. Art is cool right, and cool attracts idiots, posers, and confused souls desperately subscribing for a sense of belonging. Of course Art attracts lovers, lovers of things beautiful and you can find beauty in anything. Don't get me wrong I mean i love innocence and I want people to have a good life.
Talked myself into a corner...am I really going to post this on the web site...I don't really know what else to do I make music, dabble in visual Art, make movies and write things that may be classified under the concept of poetry. In my spare time I like to camp, play music on nude beaches, create things and play hockey. My problem is this.... I have this band with The Shockker and Two Sticks called Roadbed...We are truly Independent and we would like to be heard because we believe we have a lot to offer music. So basically what's happening is that this here will be the Super Robertson take on the life and times of Roadbed a book written before your eyes. Now I hate the term book because it alludes to a final product which is not really the goal here...anyhoo I am going to post this up on our site let the chips fall where they may and let what happens next happen next...
-SR
that was the first post ever to this here blog series
2001-2005 the original Super Robertson chronicles are hosted on the old Roadbed website... i remember it taking years just to get audio up... now you can embed video wit a few simple clicks... yep the old Internet has come a long way. i didn't know what a blog was... apparently the term was first coined in 1999, 2 years before. Apparently "blogaroo" is not an official term although a quick search will show that it is gaining momentum. "Bloggi apparatus" is still deep under cover.
2005-present has been with this here blogger site under the heading "Super Robertson chronicles II". the blog itself was originally titled by the late great Gareth Evans... which reminds me i should look at that old mountain goat footage/ cliff jumping... things to do.
I like the fact that i started with a rack of questions, many of them remain relevant and up for debate to this day. i think we spend so much time in front of computers now that we are beginning to alter our sense of "normal". the best times i had this summer so far were when i was out far away from a computer, away from the reach where you thing that something MIGHT be important enough for you to stop doing something valuable to do something "status orientated".
when i first started this it was out of the need to "keep new content coming" so that people would have a reason to come back to the band site... i also thought it would be great for the band members to have their own page where they said something in an individual context to give a greater picture of the band. I have since learned to rely only on myself for these type of ventures.
Have i accomplished anything?
of course, any practice at articulating the thoughts in your head can only be good to help re-enforce who you are, what you believe in, and why it matters, and as a songwriter this is key no matter how illiterate you come off. always good to keep a keen sense of humour about everything because in a world of people with sticks up their asses you need to laugh at somebody so never count yourself out of the game.
on that point i also believe that a fine trigger to be insulted is a great weakness... you do what you do for the reasons you do them and if somebody tries to damn you and you let them you are allowing their shortcomings to affect the plan of your long game.
When i look back at all of the things that people have told me about the forces and drives that carry the persona of Super Robertson I'd have to say that almost all of them are bull shit. I do feel comfortable with why i do things now, something that perhaps wasn't the case years ago... i wonder if my kids will ever read all of this... EGAD!
What is a website?
How is it useful?
Why should people go there?
And is this going to be an enjoyable pursuit for myself?
These Questions give rise to other questions for example
What is professional with respect to art and a rock and roll band?
In fact who even cares about quality?
it is indeed a fast food industry, and I'm stuck in the middle of it. This is the roadbed website, Your connection to the Super Robertson take on things. I am an artist, funny the word artist to declare yourself one its kind of like barging in and joining some club. Art is cool right, and cool attracts idiots, posers, and confused souls desperately subscribing for a sense of belonging. Of course Art attracts lovers, lovers of things beautiful and you can find beauty in anything. Don't get me wrong I mean i love innocence and I want people to have a good life.
Talked myself into a corner...am I really going to post this on the web site...I don't really know what else to do I make music, dabble in visual Art, make movies and write things that may be classified under the concept of poetry. In my spare time I like to camp, play music on nude beaches, create things and play hockey. My problem is this.... I have this band with The Shockker and Two Sticks called Roadbed...We are truly Independent and we would like to be heard because we believe we have a lot to offer music. So basically what's happening is that this here will be the Super Robertson take on the life and times of Roadbed a book written before your eyes. Now I hate the term book because it alludes to a final product which is not really the goal here...anyhoo I am going to post this up on our site let the chips fall where they may and let what happens next happen next...
-SR
that was the first post ever to this here blog series
2001-2005 the original Super Robertson chronicles are hosted on the old Roadbed website... i remember it taking years just to get audio up... now you can embed video wit a few simple clicks... yep the old Internet has come a long way. i didn't know what a blog was... apparently the term was first coined in 1999, 2 years before. Apparently "blogaroo" is not an official term although a quick search will show that it is gaining momentum. "Bloggi apparatus" is still deep under cover.
2005-present has been with this here blogger site under the heading "Super Robertson chronicles II". the blog itself was originally titled by the late great Gareth Evans... which reminds me i should look at that old mountain goat footage/ cliff jumping... things to do.
I like the fact that i started with a rack of questions, many of them remain relevant and up for debate to this day. i think we spend so much time in front of computers now that we are beginning to alter our sense of "normal". the best times i had this summer so far were when i was out far away from a computer, away from the reach where you thing that something MIGHT be important enough for you to stop doing something valuable to do something "status orientated".
when i first started this it was out of the need to "keep new content coming" so that people would have a reason to come back to the band site... i also thought it would be great for the band members to have their own page where they said something in an individual context to give a greater picture of the band. I have since learned to rely only on myself for these type of ventures.
Have i accomplished anything?
of course, any practice at articulating the thoughts in your head can only be good to help re-enforce who you are, what you believe in, and why it matters, and as a songwriter this is key no matter how illiterate you come off. always good to keep a keen sense of humour about everything because in a world of people with sticks up their asses you need to laugh at somebody so never count yourself out of the game.
on that point i also believe that a fine trigger to be insulted is a great weakness... you do what you do for the reasons you do them and if somebody tries to damn you and you let them you are allowing their shortcomings to affect the plan of your long game.
When i look back at all of the things that people have told me about the forces and drives that carry the persona of Super Robertson I'd have to say that almost all of them are bull shit. I do feel comfortable with why i do things now, something that perhaps wasn't the case years ago... i wonder if my kids will ever read all of this... EGAD!
Tuesday, July 20, 2010
random thoughts
random is correct
I had so many earlier, thoughts were like raindrops in a downpour free to soak me like some sucker at a casino who doesn't care what he loses chasing the dream... random thoughts seemed easier on the skytrain when you are sitting there staring out the window and you are so bored that all of your thoughts seem wonderful in some unique way.
Hockey thoughts, music thoughts, plant thoughts, BBQ thoughts, insane maniac woman thoughts, crazy kook thoughts, lyric thoughts, real person thoughts, why is this world so fucked thoughts, free thoughts, sex thoughts... how fucking stupid is a list of thoughts... it is almost anti thought when you think about it.
take your chances on the long ball from time to time in life... don't bet the house on it
this makes no sense and should be deleted immediately
right now i assume "immediately" is spelt correctly because i does not have a red line under it, but more pressing is that the word spelt does have a red line under it which can put unusual pressure on a man who knows where his Achilles heel is at... so when he goes to do the spell check spelt is apparently ok... was it just not really a word until a while ago when the gatekeepers of proper language use finally submitted recently and allowed it to be a word
right now i assume "immediately" is spelled correctly because i does not have a red line under it, but more pressing is that the word spelled does not have a red line under it which means we can put a stop to this nonsense once and for all.
spelt is like a pelt, a beacon to murder.
is plastic better than pelt?
pelt is sustainable, i mean to say was sustainable, but we fucked that up... oh well acid off a ducks bath... i mean water, perhaps oil
I had so many earlier, thoughts were like raindrops in a downpour free to soak me like some sucker at a casino who doesn't care what he loses chasing the dream... random thoughts seemed easier on the skytrain when you are sitting there staring out the window and you are so bored that all of your thoughts seem wonderful in some unique way.
Hockey thoughts, music thoughts, plant thoughts, BBQ thoughts, insane maniac woman thoughts, crazy kook thoughts, lyric thoughts, real person thoughts, why is this world so fucked thoughts, free thoughts, sex thoughts... how fucking stupid is a list of thoughts... it is almost anti thought when you think about it.
take your chances on the long ball from time to time in life... don't bet the house on it
this makes no sense and should be deleted immediately
right now i assume "immediately" is spelt correctly because i does not have a red line under it, but more pressing is that the word spelt does have a red line under it which can put unusual pressure on a man who knows where his Achilles heel is at... so when he goes to do the spell check spelt is apparently ok... was it just not really a word until a while ago when the gatekeepers of proper language use finally submitted recently and allowed it to be a word
right now i assume "immediately" is spelled correctly because i does not have a red line under it, but more pressing is that the word spelled does not have a red line under it which means we can put a stop to this nonsense once and for all.
spelt is like a pelt, a beacon to murder.
is plastic better than pelt?
pelt is sustainable, i mean to say was sustainable, but we fucked that up... oh well acid off a ducks bath... i mean water, perhaps oil
Friday, June 25, 2010
a good victory
Our hockey team won a good victory tonight with 6-5 victory... rather crazy because we were up 4-1 at one point and looked to have the game under control which is always what happens when you think you have things under control. I believe we were going into the third period up 4-1 and then we got soft in our own end and became the masters of the "flick shot special"... the flick shot special is when you move the puck from an area of danger to an area of greater danger with a little weak four foot bouncing chump ass shot.
Our key to victory was our ability to answer when necessary... the opposition tied the game @ 4-4 and immediately we answered back to go up 5-4, and then they tied it up again and then 40 seconds later we went back on top with a sneak wrist shot from the high slot that nobody saw coming and it found a way through the 5 hole.
We were able to shut the door for the final 4 minutes through a series of fire drills and scintillating saves from our goalie Dave... there was luck and hard work and diving for pucks... there were scrums on the boards and a few chops to the ribs. We won the last few key draws of the game which helped kill a bit of time before the flick shot special had a chance to apply a sense of doom to the team but in the end it was one giant successful flick shot that saved the day. High enough to clear the defense but not hard enough to go for icing.
It is funny how a collapsing game can feel good if you come away with a victory. On many levels it should be a failure, but i tend to be heavy on labeling things a failure... for example we won a game 2-1 last week and i declared that it felt like a defeat... and it did... we should have stomped their balls but it was a lack of compete inspired by the probability of sure victory that got me steaming.
I thought generally tonight we had a good for check which caused the turnovers, which kept the pressure on but then when we sat back and they had some D men that could skate and that caused problems. You have to get on those bastards immediately before they get a chance to get some speed and confidence.
I played pick up hockey the other night and when you play pick up you either wear a dark or a light sweater. I have been going dark lately in a effort to play with a few other fathers in the neighbourhood... i call us the V5T line, stemming from the postal code of course. Anyhoo we had a good D man show up an play dark right around the time i was assessing the talent on the White team, which happened to be a scary scenario... i skated up to him and said... I'm glad you are dark, and then we got talking and he said he never worries who is on the other side... because it is up to us to assure victory... I like that attitude... we won the match 4-1 which is an incredible feat that a stacked team of talent only scored one goal in a hour... most of the credit goes to the goalie... he almost got a shutout... i don't think i have ever seen that in an hour long pick up game. None the less our team played hard and over their head for most of the game... there was a fearless element to our attack... we scored on our chances and defended with honor. what else could you ever want?
Our key to victory was our ability to answer when necessary... the opposition tied the game @ 4-4 and immediately we answered back to go up 5-4, and then they tied it up again and then 40 seconds later we went back on top with a sneak wrist shot from the high slot that nobody saw coming and it found a way through the 5 hole.
We were able to shut the door for the final 4 minutes through a series of fire drills and scintillating saves from our goalie Dave... there was luck and hard work and diving for pucks... there were scrums on the boards and a few chops to the ribs. We won the last few key draws of the game which helped kill a bit of time before the flick shot special had a chance to apply a sense of doom to the team but in the end it was one giant successful flick shot that saved the day. High enough to clear the defense but not hard enough to go for icing.
It is funny how a collapsing game can feel good if you come away with a victory. On many levels it should be a failure, but i tend to be heavy on labeling things a failure... for example we won a game 2-1 last week and i declared that it felt like a defeat... and it did... we should have stomped their balls but it was a lack of compete inspired by the probability of sure victory that got me steaming.
I thought generally tonight we had a good for check which caused the turnovers, which kept the pressure on but then when we sat back and they had some D men that could skate and that caused problems. You have to get on those bastards immediately before they get a chance to get some speed and confidence.
I played pick up hockey the other night and when you play pick up you either wear a dark or a light sweater. I have been going dark lately in a effort to play with a few other fathers in the neighbourhood... i call us the V5T line, stemming from the postal code of course. Anyhoo we had a good D man show up an play dark right around the time i was assessing the talent on the White team, which happened to be a scary scenario... i skated up to him and said... I'm glad you are dark, and then we got talking and he said he never worries who is on the other side... because it is up to us to assure victory... I like that attitude... we won the match 4-1 which is an incredible feat that a stacked team of talent only scored one goal in a hour... most of the credit goes to the goalie... he almost got a shutout... i don't think i have ever seen that in an hour long pick up game. None the less our team played hard and over their head for most of the game... there was a fearless element to our attack... we scored on our chances and defended with honor. what else could you ever want?
Wednesday, June 23, 2010
idk
Do you know what IDK stands for? It means "I don't know" and i found this out just moments ago when i figured that it was time for a little blogaroo but i needed a topic so i went on to chatroulette to ask some random stranger to give me a topic. i ran into (among many things) a pack of young girls (20 years old) who saw me and yelled gross, started laughing and then called me a pedobear... which is not a good accusation, but that's what you get for going on chatroulette. It's a place where people jack off to each other... which is fine by me but then people on the site assume that everybody wants to jack off to them which is not always the case... not saying that i wouldn't WANT to jack off to them, i just wouldn't... being a father of girls and more importantly a man on a mission for a topic for a blog... which is clearly more important.
The amazing thing is that the girls never use a person like me for information... sure i'm a worn, fat, balding, ugly, unkept bulgy eyed sideburned old bastard but i also know the mind of a young man and could provide some insights if people were interested in fully using the form of communication. It is almost like a real opportunity lost... i always like talking to older people on the off chance they can give me a few nuggets of wisdom or even better some well defined cases of the stupidity of mankind.
anyhoo i finally got somebody to give me a topic and the topic was idk, which was basically an answer to the question "please give ma a topic"... "i don't know" was the answer (in the form of idk) which is a good answer because it is an honest one and one that people rarely admit to. There are so many things we don't know but rarely will we admit that we don't know them. We just tend to carry on like we know the answer because we might seem stupid if we didn't... and surly people would assume we are stupid if we said that.
The other side of the window is kind of like this bizarre belief that technology will save humans no matter what damage we do to the environment that supports our ability to live... in this case we say we don't know but we actually do know... we being the knowlege that is available for those who want to see it. It is then that "i don't know" becomes an excuse to just carry on and say "more study is needed".
I don't know a lot of things... languages have always eluded me, why people pay for cable TV is another... i don't know why people ruin their lives to "be real" for a chance in a million to be a rock and roll star, i don't know how i got here other than a series of events where one chance won over all of the others... i don't know why i go on chatroulette as nobody ever wants to talk to me... i think i'm pretty good on the chats... i come up with a lot of points that other people do not... and maybe that's the problem
IDK
The amazing thing is that the girls never use a person like me for information... sure i'm a worn, fat, balding, ugly, unkept bulgy eyed sideburned old bastard but i also know the mind of a young man and could provide some insights if people were interested in fully using the form of communication. It is almost like a real opportunity lost... i always like talking to older people on the off chance they can give me a few nuggets of wisdom or even better some well defined cases of the stupidity of mankind.
anyhoo i finally got somebody to give me a topic and the topic was idk, which was basically an answer to the question "please give ma a topic"... "i don't know" was the answer (in the form of idk) which is a good answer because it is an honest one and one that people rarely admit to. There are so many things we don't know but rarely will we admit that we don't know them. We just tend to carry on like we know the answer because we might seem stupid if we didn't... and surly people would assume we are stupid if we said that.
The other side of the window is kind of like this bizarre belief that technology will save humans no matter what damage we do to the environment that supports our ability to live... in this case we say we don't know but we actually do know... we being the knowlege that is available for those who want to see it. It is then that "i don't know" becomes an excuse to just carry on and say "more study is needed".
I don't know a lot of things... languages have always eluded me, why people pay for cable TV is another... i don't know why people ruin their lives to "be real" for a chance in a million to be a rock and roll star, i don't know how i got here other than a series of events where one chance won over all of the others... i don't know why i go on chatroulette as nobody ever wants to talk to me... i think i'm pretty good on the chats... i come up with a lot of points that other people do not... and maybe that's the problem
IDK
Friday, June 18, 2010
Rage barber.. the hunter becomes the hunted
So i went to a barber the other day... probably the first time in over a decade. I have always been from the school that a real man can cut his own hair and then walk around with his head held high singing "i will not buy". There are not many of us left out there in this fast food hipster world... but hey "i just gotta be me".
The big draw for me was that i had inside information that the barber i was going to liked to get a little hot under the collar about some issues that had to do with the development of our neighbourhood. I figured it was a no brainer... go in there, get in the chair and then try to get on a few issues that a friend of mine had mentioned really gets this barber going... in principle the idea is golden... get the barber going stoke the rage all while a little clippity clip clippity clip clip clip happens to my head... how could one possibly lose?
How you lose is when you go in so confident in your plan that you think you can not fail... and you focus is all on the success of your plan and how your plan is going to unravel and you chuckle and cluck to yourself about how it's going to be so great... and educational also... i mean that, I'm sure a barber knows a lot of stuff about the neighbourhood... i was hoping for a lecture from a a man who i heard can get quite animated over certain issues.
Funny that it occurred to me that it would be educational because a lifelong barber would have his ear to the ground and his thumb on the pulse of the neighbourhood, but it failed to occur to me that this same man would be a pro at reading and dealing with all kinds of people, and there is me thinking it will be a cakewalk, which of course is a critical error. The best rage heroes only go off in fine form when they are in the proper environment. I of all people I should know this, and it was a great failure of mine to not see this... almost like that time when we had the rage cab driver that got to know me and sometimes he would have to pull over by the side of the road so he could turn around and point his finger at me to exclaim his rage... I was a mailman at the time and i had a route that was dubbed a "cab" route, which meant that i went out to the route in a cab because it was far away from the station and the bus service would have taken more time than just paying for a cab... anyhoo i had a buddy that was on a route nearby that was a bus route but since it was on my way i would take him in the cab and drop him off... he was a good guy and he was eager to learn the ways of a rage cabbie... originally he was taken aback that our cab ride had taken so long because the cab driver went bananas over an issue (happened to be the George W. Bush war that was started under obvious false pretences)... anyhoo the driver knew me and was comfortable with our conversations. To make a long story mid lenght my friend was originally a bit nervous but learned to enjoy the rage lectures and after a few we got in the cab and he said "so anything making you mad".. this was a rookie mistake because it put the cab driver in an odd position and there was no rage that day and i scolded my friend for his silly approach.
and then years later i made the same mistake... i walked into a barber who i didn't know me but knew how to deal with people thinking i was going to call the shots.
When i walked in there he had a friend there and the barber was cutting somebodies hair so the friend and i started talking cameras and i let it slip that i was there for a "social experience" and the room changed like a wind coming from the other direction... it was probably then that the hunter became the hunted but the hunter failed to realize that because the hunter was suffering from confidence induced delusions and that is never good for a sportsman... as you can well imagine.
And then when i got in the chair the barber asked me what i wanted and i said i didn't care just go at it... he wanted no part of that and said he doesn't "style" but does what people want, and then i went further in my folly and said i didn't care what my head looked like and i wouldn't be angry with any cut... and then i mentioned that i usually cut my own hair to which he replied that he could see that by the fact that it was all completely uneven (this brought laughter in the shop)... and then i tried to explain that this cut was actually incomplete... to which he agreed before I could explain that while i was performing that particular cut an emergency happened and i had to stall the cut process and forgot to get back to it which in fact put me in an odd position of looking like some deranged lunatic.
I had these nice overgrown sideburns that i was going to refuse to let the barber cut thinking that he would be frazzled by focusing on the items that i had expected we would talk about but instead i took a savage beating and i spent the entire haircut on defense and then when it came time for the sideburns he just plainly said that it would look stupid to go around with the elongated sideburns... i tried to resist but his friend mentioned that i was indeed in for a social experience and then the clippity clip happened... i had already stated that i didn't care, i was indifferent and just along for the ride... essentially meaning that the barber was the driver and i was the passenger. It was like walking into a room with a bag of marbles and the bag spits and your marbles scatter.
By the time i was done i looked like a fat middle aged salesman with cheap sideburns and a comb over to protect a balding hairline... i limped out of there and went home with my hair out of my eyes which was good.
I think I'll go back but I'll be prepared next time.
The big draw for me was that i had inside information that the barber i was going to liked to get a little hot under the collar about some issues that had to do with the development of our neighbourhood. I figured it was a no brainer... go in there, get in the chair and then try to get on a few issues that a friend of mine had mentioned really gets this barber going... in principle the idea is golden... get the barber going stoke the rage all while a little clippity clip clippity clip clip clip happens to my head... how could one possibly lose?
How you lose is when you go in so confident in your plan that you think you can not fail... and you focus is all on the success of your plan and how your plan is going to unravel and you chuckle and cluck to yourself about how it's going to be so great... and educational also... i mean that, I'm sure a barber knows a lot of stuff about the neighbourhood... i was hoping for a lecture from a a man who i heard can get quite animated over certain issues.
Funny that it occurred to me that it would be educational because a lifelong barber would have his ear to the ground and his thumb on the pulse of the neighbourhood, but it failed to occur to me that this same man would be a pro at reading and dealing with all kinds of people, and there is me thinking it will be a cakewalk, which of course is a critical error. The best rage heroes only go off in fine form when they are in the proper environment. I of all people I should know this, and it was a great failure of mine to not see this... almost like that time when we had the rage cab driver that got to know me and sometimes he would have to pull over by the side of the road so he could turn around and point his finger at me to exclaim his rage... I was a mailman at the time and i had a route that was dubbed a "cab" route, which meant that i went out to the route in a cab because it was far away from the station and the bus service would have taken more time than just paying for a cab... anyhoo i had a buddy that was on a route nearby that was a bus route but since it was on my way i would take him in the cab and drop him off... he was a good guy and he was eager to learn the ways of a rage cabbie... originally he was taken aback that our cab ride had taken so long because the cab driver went bananas over an issue (happened to be the George W. Bush war that was started under obvious false pretences)... anyhoo the driver knew me and was comfortable with our conversations. To make a long story mid lenght my friend was originally a bit nervous but learned to enjoy the rage lectures and after a few we got in the cab and he said "so anything making you mad".. this was a rookie mistake because it put the cab driver in an odd position and there was no rage that day and i scolded my friend for his silly approach.
and then years later i made the same mistake... i walked into a barber who i didn't know me but knew how to deal with people thinking i was going to call the shots.
When i walked in there he had a friend there and the barber was cutting somebodies hair so the friend and i started talking cameras and i let it slip that i was there for a "social experience" and the room changed like a wind coming from the other direction... it was probably then that the hunter became the hunted but the hunter failed to realize that because the hunter was suffering from confidence induced delusions and that is never good for a sportsman... as you can well imagine.
And then when i got in the chair the barber asked me what i wanted and i said i didn't care just go at it... he wanted no part of that and said he doesn't "style" but does what people want, and then i went further in my folly and said i didn't care what my head looked like and i wouldn't be angry with any cut... and then i mentioned that i usually cut my own hair to which he replied that he could see that by the fact that it was all completely uneven (this brought laughter in the shop)... and then i tried to explain that this cut was actually incomplete... to which he agreed before I could explain that while i was performing that particular cut an emergency happened and i had to stall the cut process and forgot to get back to it which in fact put me in an odd position of looking like some deranged lunatic.
I had these nice overgrown sideburns that i was going to refuse to let the barber cut thinking that he would be frazzled by focusing on the items that i had expected we would talk about but instead i took a savage beating and i spent the entire haircut on defense and then when it came time for the sideburns he just plainly said that it would look stupid to go around with the elongated sideburns... i tried to resist but his friend mentioned that i was indeed in for a social experience and then the clippity clip happened... i had already stated that i didn't care, i was indifferent and just along for the ride... essentially meaning that the barber was the driver and i was the passenger. It was like walking into a room with a bag of marbles and the bag spits and your marbles scatter.
By the time i was done i looked like a fat middle aged salesman with cheap sideburns and a comb over to protect a balding hairline... i limped out of there and went home with my hair out of my eyes which was good.
I think I'll go back but I'll be prepared next time.
Sunday, May 30, 2010
what are we doing
I am the leader here right... this is the super Robertson chronicles part 2
What do i have to say... i don't even know... it's hard to say where was I...it seemed like i had a number of good points a while ago but that is now just time lost. That is the essence of life, it is what you make of it and as you get older you loose the ability to remember the pure comedy of all the great moments of the day that could be described in a blog as fine comedy if portrayed properly but then there is reality and all the things that need to be done in the day and in the end it is all just memories... memory is cheap what do you think?
Digital memory is cheap on 2010, but the memories of a life are priceless... memory is now a word that should be re-defined because a memory that a human had was something that stuck in the mind for some reason... and now memory is just everything that happened has now been recorded on memory.
I think I'm losing my focus... i must go way back to the foundations of the reasons that i took the path that i am on to answer these very basic questions that i now have trouble answering much less asking.
What do i have to say... i don't even know... it's hard to say where was I...it seemed like i had a number of good points a while ago but that is now just time lost. That is the essence of life, it is what you make of it and as you get older you loose the ability to remember the pure comedy of all the great moments of the day that could be described in a blog as fine comedy if portrayed properly but then there is reality and all the things that need to be done in the day and in the end it is all just memories... memory is cheap what do you think?
Digital memory is cheap on 2010, but the memories of a life are priceless... memory is now a word that should be re-defined because a memory that a human had was something that stuck in the mind for some reason... and now memory is just everything that happened has now been recorded on memory.
I think I'm losing my focus... i must go way back to the foundations of the reasons that i took the path that i am on to answer these very basic questions that i now have trouble answering much less asking.
Tuesday, May 25, 2010
Telus fucks me, other people and the environment again
so i had 2 cribs i was trying to give away on craigslist and i got no replies for some time and it became this obsession i was trying to give them to anybody... if i saw a pregnant woman i would go ask her if she needed a crib... finally i lost it and tried to drop them off at the salvation army... but the Salvation Army won't take them because people are too insane over "Crib safety" and in today's society nobody is smart enough to make a judgement call. the cribs were fine... so yesterday i took them too the dump... it was a long line up and i was very depressed to be dumping 2 perfectly good items that apparently nobody in this world will use due to what i thought was an overzealous safety paranoia... it was sad it cost me a few hours of a holiday Monday, gas and it left me depressed.
having some email problems so i went to the telus site and realized that Telus only sends me some of the emails that are suppose to come my way... and there was a good dozen that were responses to my crib giveaway by people who could have really used the cribs and would have been very grateful to have them.
but fucking Telus fucked us all
I'm sure there is a jackass right now saying "well have you checked your settings... blaa bla bla"... i have received emails from craiglist before under similar circumstances. it's just a damn shame... a totally preventable waste that could have gone completely in the other direction.
having some email problems so i went to the telus site and realized that Telus only sends me some of the emails that are suppose to come my way... and there was a good dozen that were responses to my crib giveaway by people who could have really used the cribs and would have been very grateful to have them.
but fucking Telus fucked us all
I'm sure there is a jackass right now saying "well have you checked your settings... blaa bla bla"... i have received emails from craiglist before under similar circumstances. it's just a damn shame... a totally preventable waste that could have gone completely in the other direction.
Friday, May 21, 2010
new post
The garden is full of spinach an i myself am a salad king... for now nothing quite like fresh spinach. the trick is to water it at around 3:00PM and then harvest it at around 6:00 PM just before dinner.
then the game becomes preparation... how to prepare you salad... i found that with a little shredded carrots one can make a wrap of carrots in spinach leaves. it is so tasty it doesn't even need anything, just pure flavour. There is that word again... the one that is correctly spelled but yet is not acknowledged due to some country having a different idea about what is tight and wrong than another country. That's life however and the key to life on that level is to accept the things that aren't worth changing. There is a great religious saying about god giving you the power to change the things you can and to accept the things you cannot and the wisdom to know the difference.
and that's where our "Rage Hero" fails... the rage hero cannot accept the things he cannot change and so he tried to change them with brute force and then.
frozen spinach is for lasagna, fresh spinach is for kings and soon spinach season will be over and one must prepare by getting the beans in the ground where the spinach once ruled
then the game becomes preparation... how to prepare you salad... i found that with a little shredded carrots one can make a wrap of carrots in spinach leaves. it is so tasty it doesn't even need anything, just pure flavour. There is that word again... the one that is correctly spelled but yet is not acknowledged due to some country having a different idea about what is tight and wrong than another country. That's life however and the key to life on that level is to accept the things that aren't worth changing. There is a great religious saying about god giving you the power to change the things you can and to accept the things you cannot and the wisdom to know the difference.
and that's where our "Rage Hero" fails... the rage hero cannot accept the things he cannot change and so he tried to change them with brute force and then.
frozen spinach is for lasagna, fresh spinach is for kings and soon spinach season will be over and one must prepare by getting the beans in the ground where the spinach once ruled
Monday, May 17, 2010
i guess i need a new post... or blogaroo for that matter
you see i posted the wrong blogaroo on this blog, due to some automatic sign in fiasco, and once again i think of the mule back in his office getting an URGENT email notice that YES IN FACT THE SUPER ROBERTSON CHRONICLES 2 has been updated... and then i can imagine the Master Mule almost spraining a wrist frantically clicking on that mouse to get the latest version of S Robertson bone wisdom... and then finding in fact some re-hashing of an event he was actually at and surly could have done a better job at summarizing without of course the bruised groin story, which again is probably too much information when you think about it.
the lesson here is always be aware of what blog you are writing in... like when i start S. Robertson's man Gardening blog the last thing we need is some lunatic going off on a political rant... unless of course it is a rant about genetically modified seeds.. and boy oh boy is that a good one... what the hell am i doing here.
the lesson here is always be aware of what blog you are writing in... like when i start S. Robertson's man Gardening blog the last thing we need is some lunatic going off on a political rant... unless of course it is a rant about genetically modified seeds.. and boy oh boy is that a good one... what the hell am i doing here.
Friday, May 14, 2010
how a song made my life better
well i had a problem last year and in dealing with the problem i proved myself a "rage hero"
Rage hero- a person who reacts to a disaster in a manor that makes the disaster worse.
so i wrote a song about it and some people heard the song and recognized the problem and those people had administrative duties with respect to my problem and an opportunity arose for them to help me with my problem and they did that and now my problem is solved and on top of that the situation that had elements of problem now have elements of symbiosis... and that a good thing
Rage hero- a person who reacts to a disaster in a manor that makes the disaster worse.
so i wrote a song about it and some people heard the song and recognized the problem and those people had administrative duties with respect to my problem and an opportunity arose for them to help me with my problem and they did that and now my problem is solved and on top of that the situation that had elements of problem now have elements of symbiosis... and that a good thing
Sunday, May 02, 2010
the ARK
"I don't know of any expedition that ever went looking for the ark and didn't find it,"
-Paul Zimansky, an archaeologist specializing in the Middle East at Stony Brook University in New York State.
you have to love that quote
Apparently a group of Cristian explorers are 99.9% sure they have found the remains of Noah's Ark.
got me thinking about the whole thing... apparently legend has it that a mountain in Turkey is the final resting place of the arc, where Noah and 2 creatures of every kind went to repopulate the earth.
what do i think of all of this?
I think it's time for another flooding.
so say I'm Noah... i guess it would be Super's Arc... I would be on a boat with a lady 100 venomous snakes (apparently there are 50 kinds of venomous snakes), a stack of stinging ants, scorpions... not to mention an agitated rhino pair a few hungry crocodiles, a pair of all of the large cats...
i think Super's ark will actually be a large barge towed by a tugboat... it would be a suped up tugboat with shag carpeting and a lava lamp
no no... i guess to get the gig you need to be one with the animal kingdom.
Oh well
-Paul Zimansky, an archaeologist specializing in the Middle East at Stony Brook University in New York State.
you have to love that quote
Apparently a group of Cristian explorers are 99.9% sure they have found the remains of Noah's Ark.
got me thinking about the whole thing... apparently legend has it that a mountain in Turkey is the final resting place of the arc, where Noah and 2 creatures of every kind went to repopulate the earth.
what do i think of all of this?
I think it's time for another flooding.
so say I'm Noah... i guess it would be Super's Arc... I would be on a boat with a lady 100 venomous snakes (apparently there are 50 kinds of venomous snakes), a stack of stinging ants, scorpions... not to mention an agitated rhino pair a few hungry crocodiles, a pair of all of the large cats...
i think Super's ark will actually be a large barge towed by a tugboat... it would be a suped up tugboat with shag carpeting and a lava lamp
no no... i guess to get the gig you need to be one with the animal kingdom.
Oh well
i was just going to go to sleep
but then it happened... i read the news, and the obvious happened... i am now enraged. It's kind of odd, isn't the news there to strike fear and then the fear can be manipulated to exercise political will? And then the logical thinkers just all start swearing and talking to themselves and are written off as crazies.
It was all about the oil spill in the Gulf of Mexico:
"I don't think anybody foresaw the circumstance that we're faced with now," said another BP spokesman, Steve Rinehart.
It just drives me insane when you hear the "nobody could have ever foresaw" card... a card that gets played every time some man made operation that makes a lot of money for a few people goes ape shit and destroys all kinds of lives... it's always "nobody could have foresaw". So you are speaking for everybody now, because you are so high and mighty and all of those people who have suggested we not do these things but nobody listened, and now that disaster has struck their voices just never happened...
Nobody could have predicted?
Nobody could have seen the financial meltdown, except all of the people who predicted it and warned against the insanity going on leading up to the disaster... but those people don't count... so nobody could have seen it.
Robertson's rule- if there is a Human involved then there can be Human error, and sooner or later there will be.
The human error can come in many forms... error in construction, error in design, error in monitoring, error in not listening to logic because money pays you otherwise... the only thing for sure is that it will happen sooner or later.
If a big earthquake hits Vancouver and the city of Richmond sinks into the ocean, somebody may say "nobody could have seen this coming", but it has been predicted by many... the human error would have occurred long ago when some fools decided to put a city on unstable Grade A Farmland... the kind of thing that a city might need to produce food one day. Just saying but nobody could possibly see that coming.
When fresh water is the most precious thing on earth the people in Alberta might be wearing the goat horns having turned many of their fresh lakes and watershed into a collection of toxic oil ponds, and somebody will say "nobody could have ever foresaw", which of course is utter horse shit, and grossly insulting to all of the left wing commie pinkos that have spent their lives energy trying to tell people exactly that.
Being right about things is something that humans react strongly to... although sometimes it is a nice feeling to be right, i don't think people really feel joy about disasters. For most people, i think, the reason they are against exploration of that nature (oil), is because they truly care about the state of the planet, and are trying to make a difference so that the planet will be live able and enjoyable for human and all forms of life. It gives people joy to see nature... these people get a sense of calm to be out in the "natural world" and so that is why they worry about these kind of developments... because nature is unpredictable... didn't we learn that from the Titanic?
So when you are some hot shot massive company that's made billions on a product that is causing all kind of grief, perhaps stepping up to a microphone and uttering a ridiculous statement that basically tries to skirt blame and nullify any opponents points that they have been making clearly for years and years, is a bit of an asshole thing to do, don't you think?
It was all about the oil spill in the Gulf of Mexico:
"I don't think anybody foresaw the circumstance that we're faced with now," said another BP spokesman, Steve Rinehart.
It just drives me insane when you hear the "nobody could have ever foresaw" card... a card that gets played every time some man made operation that makes a lot of money for a few people goes ape shit and destroys all kinds of lives... it's always "nobody could have foresaw". So you are speaking for everybody now, because you are so high and mighty and all of those people who have suggested we not do these things but nobody listened, and now that disaster has struck their voices just never happened...
Nobody could have predicted?
Nobody could have seen the financial meltdown, except all of the people who predicted it and warned against the insanity going on leading up to the disaster... but those people don't count... so nobody could have seen it.
Robertson's rule- if there is a Human involved then there can be Human error, and sooner or later there will be.
The human error can come in many forms... error in construction, error in design, error in monitoring, error in not listening to logic because money pays you otherwise... the only thing for sure is that it will happen sooner or later.
If a big earthquake hits Vancouver and the city of Richmond sinks into the ocean, somebody may say "nobody could have seen this coming", but it has been predicted by many... the human error would have occurred long ago when some fools decided to put a city on unstable Grade A Farmland... the kind of thing that a city might need to produce food one day. Just saying but nobody could possibly see that coming.
When fresh water is the most precious thing on earth the people in Alberta might be wearing the goat horns having turned many of their fresh lakes and watershed into a collection of toxic oil ponds, and somebody will say "nobody could have ever foresaw", which of course is utter horse shit, and grossly insulting to all of the left wing commie pinkos that have spent their lives energy trying to tell people exactly that.
Being right about things is something that humans react strongly to... although sometimes it is a nice feeling to be right, i don't think people really feel joy about disasters. For most people, i think, the reason they are against exploration of that nature (oil), is because they truly care about the state of the planet, and are trying to make a difference so that the planet will be live able and enjoyable for human and all forms of life. It gives people joy to see nature... these people get a sense of calm to be out in the "natural world" and so that is why they worry about these kind of developments... because nature is unpredictable... didn't we learn that from the Titanic?
So when you are some hot shot massive company that's made billions on a product that is causing all kind of grief, perhaps stepping up to a microphone and uttering a ridiculous statement that basically tries to skirt blame and nullify any opponents points that they have been making clearly for years and years, is a bit of an asshole thing to do, don't you think?
Monday, April 19, 2010
here we go again
so once again a head official who made a insane call in favour of L.A. and against a Canadian team has to come on TV to try to explain why the call was made and ends up babbling away for like 4 minutes contradicting himself and all.
kind of like this:
Oh well water under the bridge EH!... no biggie.
Of course tonight was only game 3 of the first round and any team that can't kill penalties is dead anyway.
Sure i believe Sedin was aware of what was happening when it was happening, but that's what great players do let it happen. Like a great defenseman running "unintentional interference". That's what you do you as a forward you stop in front of the net and fight for position and if the puck goes off you and into the net that's a great play.
Just seems kind of weird that the last game was decided on an overtime power play where a referee decided that a defenseman purposely played the puck with his foot as he was cut in the face and trying to get off just a few feet from the bench.
I mean Vancouver lost by 2 goals anyway but the balance of bad calls seems tilted... but as the study goes we competitive people always see it that way.
the most annoying thing now is that i watched the game unnessicarily. You see i had Choir practice when the game was on, but a neighbour and fellow hockey man (also a person with multiple children) taped the game on PVR and started watching it later. A fine plan to put the kids to bed and then watch the game at your speed plowing through all of the silly comercials and commentary. Which in theory is good, but in practice was bad. Seeing L.A. get the benefit of all these calls has brought a lot of the rage back... need to rewatch some Olympic Hockey and put this nonsense out of my soul.
kind of like this:
Oh well water under the bridge EH!... no biggie.
Of course tonight was only game 3 of the first round and any team that can't kill penalties is dead anyway.
Sure i believe Sedin was aware of what was happening when it was happening, but that's what great players do let it happen. Like a great defenseman running "unintentional interference". That's what you do you as a forward you stop in front of the net and fight for position and if the puck goes off you and into the net that's a great play.
Just seems kind of weird that the last game was decided on an overtime power play where a referee decided that a defenseman purposely played the puck with his foot as he was cut in the face and trying to get off just a few feet from the bench.
I mean Vancouver lost by 2 goals anyway but the balance of bad calls seems tilted... but as the study goes we competitive people always see it that way.
the most annoying thing now is that i watched the game unnessicarily. You see i had Choir practice when the game was on, but a neighbour and fellow hockey man (also a person with multiple children) taped the game on PVR and started watching it later. A fine plan to put the kids to bed and then watch the game at your speed plowing through all of the silly comercials and commentary. Which in theory is good, but in practice was bad. Seeing L.A. get the benefit of all these calls has brought a lot of the rage back... need to rewatch some Olympic Hockey and put this nonsense out of my soul.
Saturday, April 17, 2010
it's always hard to try to find something to write about after a big loss
So i go on chatroulette to change the subject and end up talking to some kid baseball player from Las Vegas who happens to have a broken arm and some ligament damage. It was a good chat that almost didn't happen... he tried to get rid of me 2x but i kept popping back up (some weird glitch), and then he finally said what you 3x... and i made a few sports puns one of then having to do with 3 strikes you are out, which got us on a baseball roll. I started telling him about "windmill Robertson" who tore up the Scarborough little league in 1983 setting a record that still stands to this day (most batters hit by a pitch)... you see i was a little wild as a picture so i had to compensate by playing the inside of the base... back the batter off the plate a bit and then go for the strikeout... which ended up more often in a line drive double into center field. Later i was moved to shortstop but apparently it's not cool to go into a swearing fit when you bobble an easy ground ball in the 6th inning. then i was moved to the outfield where on one play i would make an amazing diving catch that all thought impossible to get and then on the next play i would have a routine fly ball bounce off the bone in my hand and to the ground.
The game of hockey has always suited my nature... aggressive fore-check, shoot from anywhere and force your own rebound... attack defend... he who can last the strongest the longest wins... there is great technical merit but one can be effective with smart and fearless play. It's a game where you are expected to physically intimidate the opposition and the game is constantly changing so a new play is always available and a high risk move can make you a hero or a goat in an instant... i guess that's the high slider in baseball on a 3-2 pitch... but when that pitch is hit deep to center field the fielder can't make an amazing play send it back and score for his own team.
who cares... it's like splitting hairs... that said Hockey is a better game... which puts us back to the start and why i was so bitter in the first place.. a game lost that should have been won... that familiar empty feeling of failure finds it's cosy home above my diaphragm and below my heart.
So i go on chatroulette to change the subject and end up talking to some kid baseball player from Las Vegas who happens to have a broken arm and some ligament damage. It was a good chat that almost didn't happen... he tried to get rid of me 2x but i kept popping back up (some weird glitch), and then he finally said what you 3x... and i made a few sports puns one of then having to do with 3 strikes you are out, which got us on a baseball roll. I started telling him about "windmill Robertson" who tore up the Scarborough little league in 1983 setting a record that still stands to this day (most batters hit by a pitch)... you see i was a little wild as a picture so i had to compensate by playing the inside of the base... back the batter off the plate a bit and then go for the strikeout... which ended up more often in a line drive double into center field. Later i was moved to shortstop but apparently it's not cool to go into a swearing fit when you bobble an easy ground ball in the 6th inning. then i was moved to the outfield where on one play i would make an amazing diving catch that all thought impossible to get and then on the next play i would have a routine fly ball bounce off the bone in my hand and to the ground.
The game of hockey has always suited my nature... aggressive fore-check, shoot from anywhere and force your own rebound... attack defend... he who can last the strongest the longest wins... there is great technical merit but one can be effective with smart and fearless play. It's a game where you are expected to physically intimidate the opposition and the game is constantly changing so a new play is always available and a high risk move can make you a hero or a goat in an instant... i guess that's the high slider in baseball on a 3-2 pitch... but when that pitch is hit deep to center field the fielder can't make an amazing play send it back and score for his own team.
who cares... it's like splitting hairs... that said Hockey is a better game... which puts us back to the start and why i was so bitter in the first place.. a game lost that should have been won... that familiar empty feeling of failure finds it's cosy home above my diaphragm and below my heart.
what a day
isn't it annoying when people whine about what a hard day they had... that's the first key indicator that you are dealing with a failure. especially when it comes from our part of the world... Gee i woke up had the opportunity for a nutritious breakfast... ran the tap for a while so my glass of clean water would be cold enough, then took a shit in drinking water, checked my facebook and had to go through all of these messages some of them sarcastic and i had to re-assure myself everything was OK... then i had a big lunch and threw some of it away because it was just too much food for me at that time... you get the picture.
watching the news the other day and there was some big news on what to do with the "space program"... and people were happy that space exploration will continue, with getting near an asteroid and going to mars on the radar.
I tend to be a big fan of learning to live on this planet together without destroying it as the key and most basic fundamental problem humanity faces... but that would cost money with little chance of glory.
It always amazes me that the majority of people living in "democracy" keep the people who forward the destruction of the planet in power with absolute vigor.
Irony alert... the new cell phones are "green"... which has come to mean planet friendly (apparently). Could a nuclear bomb be made with some recycled metal and then get the consumer classification "green" by the ministry of the truth and the environment branch of the economic watchdog? If the right form were filled out I'm sure it could be done.
Different topic... i was out the other night and was asked a few questions on the nature of the music business... the questioner was looking for short "sound byte" answers and i kept try to tell them that that was in fact an essay question... but then we both agreed that nobody has time to read essays anymore because they are so long and you have to remember the beginning when you get to the end... which is really too much to ask, which then in fact basically answered the question in the first place.
people just want to stand on a quote for 5 minutes and then move on to the next moment of awesomeness.
what the world taught me... be smart, get what you can and then duck... not overly community minded... like the bees who work together make little waste and perform. I guess the bees don't live long enough to get to the point where they say "fuck this shit I'm tired of building cones... I'm making ovals"... the bee that tried that shit would immediately be carried to the exit and that would be it... no trial... no nothing... that bee's carcass goes back to mother earth to start again.
funny i always think of humanity in terms of other organisms in an effort to see how "off track" we have become. anybody who disagrees with that is a fool, i say. How can Humanity willingly destroy our own natural food sources, perhaps irreversibly, and barely give a rat's ass or at least totally fail to see that that is what is happening.
so we are all totally distracted and at the end of the day our distractions are causing us grief so we whine about it. In fairness we are stuck in a shit hole system where you just have to do or be damned... and then the crazy guy on the street who is saying the world is ending is actually right but he smells bad and won't get a good night sleep on the cold streets. Which begs the question... what would that guy do if we all tore down the city and made it farmland again and worked the farm together to get the food for the winter long party... he might be walking in the field saying "those turnip seeds are cursed by the colon gods"... in which case we would need to collectively do what the bees would do and sting the shit out of that wino.
don't get me wrong... i realize that there are some flaws in tonight's ideas... anytime you try to tackle the problems of humanity on a few liters of amber ale you are sure to drive down a few one-way streets in the wrong direction.
watching the news the other day and there was some big news on what to do with the "space program"... and people were happy that space exploration will continue, with getting near an asteroid and going to mars on the radar.
I tend to be a big fan of learning to live on this planet together without destroying it as the key and most basic fundamental problem humanity faces... but that would cost money with little chance of glory.
It always amazes me that the majority of people living in "democracy" keep the people who forward the destruction of the planet in power with absolute vigor.
Irony alert... the new cell phones are "green"... which has come to mean planet friendly (apparently). Could a nuclear bomb be made with some recycled metal and then get the consumer classification "green" by the ministry of the truth and the environment branch of the economic watchdog? If the right form were filled out I'm sure it could be done.
Different topic... i was out the other night and was asked a few questions on the nature of the music business... the questioner was looking for short "sound byte" answers and i kept try to tell them that that was in fact an essay question... but then we both agreed that nobody has time to read essays anymore because they are so long and you have to remember the beginning when you get to the end... which is really too much to ask, which then in fact basically answered the question in the first place.
people just want to stand on a quote for 5 minutes and then move on to the next moment of awesomeness.
what the world taught me... be smart, get what you can and then duck... not overly community minded... like the bees who work together make little waste and perform. I guess the bees don't live long enough to get to the point where they say "fuck this shit I'm tired of building cones... I'm making ovals"... the bee that tried that shit would immediately be carried to the exit and that would be it... no trial... no nothing... that bee's carcass goes back to mother earth to start again.
funny i always think of humanity in terms of other organisms in an effort to see how "off track" we have become. anybody who disagrees with that is a fool, i say. How can Humanity willingly destroy our own natural food sources, perhaps irreversibly, and barely give a rat's ass or at least totally fail to see that that is what is happening.
so we are all totally distracted and at the end of the day our distractions are causing us grief so we whine about it. In fairness we are stuck in a shit hole system where you just have to do or be damned... and then the crazy guy on the street who is saying the world is ending is actually right but he smells bad and won't get a good night sleep on the cold streets. Which begs the question... what would that guy do if we all tore down the city and made it farmland again and worked the farm together to get the food for the winter long party... he might be walking in the field saying "those turnip seeds are cursed by the colon gods"... in which case we would need to collectively do what the bees would do and sting the shit out of that wino.
don't get me wrong... i realize that there are some flaws in tonight's ideas... anytime you try to tackle the problems of humanity on a few liters of amber ale you are sure to drive down a few one-way streets in the wrong direction.
Sunday, March 28, 2010
notes from chatroulette
what will they do... staring at the screen... one with his hand on his head... squintey eyes and a moustache and glasses... nothing typed a closet with one shirt and a crooked hanger. and on my end i correct myself but id does not matter because i am not heard for the things i type... who figures anything anymore... focus and a head scratch i wave goodbye
not bad thanks... what are you listening too... nothing Ha
China Brazil... wow that's a big male member... it always amazes me how forgetful people are when it comes to this type of thing... somebody could easily capture that and put it on youtube and then you could become as we say "the Jack of all asses".
Grey lines that run diagonally mean you don't want to play or perhaps you want to test the water before you jump in. Remember the signals when TV went off the air in the old days? Or how about that time Homer Simpson was Mr. Plow and he had his commercial and it came on just before the lines and the whole family stayed up too watch it.
camera come on... guy rubbing groin... he says hi... me giving the benefit of the doubt type hello... then i get you want to talk dirty... i reply not really
now we are back to people looking for a naked girl and finding me instead... i always relished the role of the spoiler
on another unrelated note i went to an open house today just for laughs (it was in the hood) always a good chance to get house ideas... and like everybody and his brother was there... the house had 2 bedrooms and other families from our street said to me "what are you doing here" to which i had to reply "same thing you are"
there were 3 offers on the table for everybody to see.. the plot thickens
I am not insane.
somebody was pulling the goalie in a balaclava... i typed good cover man... but they might have your ip address
not bad thanks... what are you listening too... nothing Ha
China Brazil... wow that's a big male member... it always amazes me how forgetful people are when it comes to this type of thing... somebody could easily capture that and put it on youtube and then you could become as we say "the Jack of all asses".
Grey lines that run diagonally mean you don't want to play or perhaps you want to test the water before you jump in. Remember the signals when TV went off the air in the old days? Or how about that time Homer Simpson was Mr. Plow and he had his commercial and it came on just before the lines and the whole family stayed up too watch it.
camera come on... guy rubbing groin... he says hi... me giving the benefit of the doubt type hello... then i get you want to talk dirty... i reply not really
now we are back to people looking for a naked girl and finding me instead... i always relished the role of the spoiler
on another unrelated note i went to an open house today just for laughs (it was in the hood) always a good chance to get house ideas... and like everybody and his brother was there... the house had 2 bedrooms and other families from our street said to me "what are you doing here" to which i had to reply "same thing you are"
there were 3 offers on the table for everybody to see.. the plot thickens
I am not insane.
somebody was pulling the goalie in a balaclava... i typed good cover man... but they might have your ip address
ahh the old new post... a kid screaming, a tv on, some children watching the tV... and in the other window are various chatroulette "partners", most of them don't stick around long enough for a good dose of Robertson wisdom.
Many are looking for video sex... if that's what you call it... if phone sex is called that then i guess that would be it. I'm a natural nudist so i am not scarred by seeing these things... i think i might keep a magnifying glass by the table so that the next time i catch a guy pulling his goalie i can pull out the optic and put it to work. Most of these people i think are hoping for a naked girl and not the balding disgruntled fat body that happens to carry my soul... don't worry i'm just being hard on myself, remember life is a laugh... and then at nightime in the bed you give your goalie a workout off camera.
That's the way i roll. well now CT is now home... what happens if she walks in the room and at just that time some dude is yanking his member... would that look good?
perception can get in the way of reality some times...
Skypeing with random strangers... the lead line i have being going with these days is "S Robertson advice professional at your service".. i figured that could get the ball rolling in a direction i can deal with. Some are offended, some amused, and then there are other reactions.
well dinner time
Many are looking for video sex... if that's what you call it... if phone sex is called that then i guess that would be it. I'm a natural nudist so i am not scarred by seeing these things... i think i might keep a magnifying glass by the table so that the next time i catch a guy pulling his goalie i can pull out the optic and put it to work. Most of these people i think are hoping for a naked girl and not the balding disgruntled fat body that happens to carry my soul... don't worry i'm just being hard on myself, remember life is a laugh... and then at nightime in the bed you give your goalie a workout off camera.
That's the way i roll. well now CT is now home... what happens if she walks in the room and at just that time some dude is yanking his member... would that look good?
perception can get in the way of reality some times...
Skypeing with random strangers... the lead line i have being going with these days is "S Robertson advice professional at your service".. i figured that could get the ball rolling in a direction i can deal with. Some are offended, some amused, and then there are other reactions.
well dinner time
Tuesday, March 16, 2010
it is possible that i lost my mind on that last post... fore sure the greatest goal scored in Vancouver all things considered... but hey... shit i forgot what i was going to write... this is happening all too often... it was more about technology with respect to shithole band websites and social networking, that all seems rather insane now that we got thinking about a grand victory. i think i was going to try and write some lyrics
i signed myself to twitter
and a widget that will fitter
right tight in the website for the updates and all
but everything that i say
is really not to gay
and now i can alienate...
i don't know
at least i had ice cream cake
Social media ain't too friendly when you have a fist full of fingers/ why do we do anything/... ahhh simple barley old sport. Never use "WE" when you mean "I" and your sanity is perhaps in question (wrongly of course)... it get's people a little "birdy" whatever the hell that means he says as he eyes another red line. The point being, or one of them anyway is that NEVER ASSUME MOTIVATION. Often times the motivation people have is rather different than the motivation that one may perceive from the actions that got motivated. Good folks want to stat punching people in the head over that kind of stuff. In a perfect world people who had points to make could make them and others could ponder those points and classify them accordingly, and then of course everybody else would just have to shut the fuck up... and don't even go outside where you might be tempted to think something out loud causing what we would have to classify as an "overhear error", which of course would activate a judiciary body to come and make a declaration of further insanity.
Blog regret
the greatest regret you lost all that time your a loser
Facebook regret
who gives a shit some assholes will just make a comment
Twidder regret
a little regret it comes and goes fast then it's gone again
Myspace regret
a common regret at least there is music a playing
google regret
a stinging regret of that time that you exposed your member
there's nothing you do but sit in your chair posting updates and checking the status
no rock and roll no hockey goal but the dishwasher cleans all your glasses
horn solo
i signed myself to twitter
and a widget that will fitter
right tight in the website for the updates and all
but everything that i say
is really not to gay
and now i can alienate...
i don't know
at least i had ice cream cake
Social media ain't too friendly when you have a fist full of fingers/ why do we do anything/... ahhh simple barley old sport. Never use "WE" when you mean "I" and your sanity is perhaps in question (wrongly of course)... it get's people a little "birdy" whatever the hell that means he says as he eyes another red line. The point being, or one of them anyway is that NEVER ASSUME MOTIVATION. Often times the motivation people have is rather different than the motivation that one may perceive from the actions that got motivated. Good folks want to stat punching people in the head over that kind of stuff. In a perfect world people who had points to make could make them and others could ponder those points and classify them accordingly, and then of course everybody else would just have to shut the fuck up... and don't even go outside where you might be tempted to think something out loud causing what we would have to classify as an "overhear error", which of course would activate a judiciary body to come and make a declaration of further insanity.
Blog regret
the greatest regret you lost all that time your a loser
Facebook regret
who gives a shit some assholes will just make a comment
Twidder regret
a little regret it comes and goes fast then it's gone again
Myspace regret
a common regret at least there is music a playing
google regret
a stinging regret of that time that you exposed your member
there's nothing you do but sit in your chair posting updates and checking the status
no rock and roll no hockey goal but the dishwasher cleans all your glasses
horn solo
Tuesday, March 02, 2010
OK I'll say it... the greatest Goal in Canadian history
Paul Henderson scored a huge goal in 1972 to stop Canada from going into a nervous breakdown over their Hockey superiority.
Wayne Gretzky and Mario Lemieux team up to win the Canada Cup in 1987.
But Sidney Crosby's goal made the Olympics. Yea we were on a roll but can you imagine if we lost that game?
I'm an Vancouver resident, taxpayer, homeowner, hockey enthusiast, Canadian patriot and parent among other things. I voted against the Olympics in that referendum back all those years ago... i remember waking up thinking "right on we are going to shut this thing down once and for all today"... i was wrong. My point was it's a bad idea to give corrupt politicians with deep ties to developers a free pass to make hordes of money... I'm not wrong about that. I'm glad we have bettered our transit system but I'm not sure about closing ice rinks for a few years canceling kids hockey seasons so that a good working rink can be "upgraded".
My wife an I also seriously considered buying into the Olympic village which was being billed as a sustainable community at one time... we even went to a few meetings... enough to realize that that was not the case.
I could rant about the Olympics but my point was more to set the tone that I was not a Ya Ya go Olympics kind of guy. But sports and my country are things I like and I suffered through the CTV coverage... remind me to go ape shit over that one in a later blogaroo... and got into the Olympics.
So come the final event of the Olympics and Canada is set to break the record for the most gold medals by any country ever, having just broken the record for most gold medals from a host country, and it's hockey... our game... you saw the adds.
If we lose that game on our own soil in the city hosting the games it's going to be an all time low. Can you imagine sitting through the closing ceremonies watching a group of lumberjacks tow an inflatable moose around a stadium waving at people after they just lost one of the greatest big games ever? I don't think so. People wouldn't have been cheering and acting gaily... remember what happened when the Canucks lost to the Rangers in game 7 in 1994 (the game in New York)... there was a fucking riot and some dude took a rubber bullet to the head (perhaps he had it coming... i don't know). What i do know is that me, an Olympic non believer, headed out of the house that last Sunday night to witness the vibe and take a few hundred high fives from the packed city streets... i saw police high fiving drunks... the police chief himself posing for pictures with smiling Canada jersey wearing happy people. I saw people shake hands with police thanking them saying "you guys did a great job" and the police smiled back and said "you guys did a good job too"... lots of garbage but very little damage... everybody was happy as can be.
Canada as a nation has lost Canada Cup's before...(now called the World Cup for some insane reason).
If we lost in 72 you could say well we came back from what look like sure defeat and made a game of it.
If we lost in 2010... well we didn't we don't even need to go there.
Wayne Gretzky and Mario Lemieux team up to win the Canada Cup in 1987.
But Sidney Crosby's goal made the Olympics. Yea we were on a roll but can you imagine if we lost that game?
I'm an Vancouver resident, taxpayer, homeowner, hockey enthusiast, Canadian patriot and parent among other things. I voted against the Olympics in that referendum back all those years ago... i remember waking up thinking "right on we are going to shut this thing down once and for all today"... i was wrong. My point was it's a bad idea to give corrupt politicians with deep ties to developers a free pass to make hordes of money... I'm not wrong about that. I'm glad we have bettered our transit system but I'm not sure about closing ice rinks for a few years canceling kids hockey seasons so that a good working rink can be "upgraded".
My wife an I also seriously considered buying into the Olympic village which was being billed as a sustainable community at one time... we even went to a few meetings... enough to realize that that was not the case.
I could rant about the Olympics but my point was more to set the tone that I was not a Ya Ya go Olympics kind of guy. But sports and my country are things I like and I suffered through the CTV coverage... remind me to go ape shit over that one in a later blogaroo... and got into the Olympics.
So come the final event of the Olympics and Canada is set to break the record for the most gold medals by any country ever, having just broken the record for most gold medals from a host country, and it's hockey... our game... you saw the adds.
If we lose that game on our own soil in the city hosting the games it's going to be an all time low. Can you imagine sitting through the closing ceremonies watching a group of lumberjacks tow an inflatable moose around a stadium waving at people after they just lost one of the greatest big games ever? I don't think so. People wouldn't have been cheering and acting gaily... remember what happened when the Canucks lost to the Rangers in game 7 in 1994 (the game in New York)... there was a fucking riot and some dude took a rubber bullet to the head (perhaps he had it coming... i don't know). What i do know is that me, an Olympic non believer, headed out of the house that last Sunday night to witness the vibe and take a few hundred high fives from the packed city streets... i saw police high fiving drunks... the police chief himself posing for pictures with smiling Canada jersey wearing happy people. I saw people shake hands with police thanking them saying "you guys did a great job" and the police smiled back and said "you guys did a good job too"... lots of garbage but very little damage... everybody was happy as can be.
Canada as a nation has lost Canada Cup's before...(now called the World Cup for some insane reason).
If we lost in 72 you could say well we came back from what look like sure defeat and made a game of it.
If we lost in 2010... well we didn't we don't even need to go there.
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