the ARK

"I don't know of any expedition that ever went looking for the ark and didn't find it,"

-Paul Zimansky, an archaeologist specializing in the Middle East at Stony Brook University in New York State.

you have to love that quote


Apparently a group of Cristian explorers are 99.9% sure they have found the remains of Noah's Ark.

got me thinking about the whole thing... apparently legend has it that a mountain in Turkey is the final resting place of the arc, where Noah and 2 creatures of every kind went to repopulate the earth.

what do i think of all of this?

I think it's time for another flooding.

so say I'm Noah... i guess it would be Super's Arc... I would be on a boat with a lady 100 venomous snakes (apparently there are 50 kinds of venomous snakes), a stack of stinging ants, scorpions... not to mention an agitated rhino pair a few hungry crocodiles, a pair of all of the large cats...

i think Super's ark will actually be a large barge towed by a tugboat... it would be a suped up tugboat with shag carpeting and a lava lamp

no no... i guess to get the gig you need to be one with the animal kingdom.

Oh well