Monday, January 28, 2013

Tuesday February 12, mark the date!


On Tuesday February 12, 2013, Super R will be releasing his new single "Beardman Poets Lock Antlers".  It will be the first release under the handle "Super Robertson" from the Canada Lynx Records camp. It will also debut art by the young budding Kaiya Magnolia Robertson (8 years old), who managed to capture the essence of 2 bearded men debating the art of poetry.  The song is constructed on a series of "Robertson logic based truisms" on living well and having fun in life while keeping a keen eye out for karma
The single itself was written and recorded in the newly constructed SR Sanctuary Studios located in Portland Oregon, and will mark Robertson's (pun intended) first commercial release since the 2011 "21 tandem repeats- One little dream".
Beardman Poets Lock Antlers was written on a banjo, an instrument Robertson took to mastering in 2012.
    Beardman Poets Lock Antlers (words)
I'm still young, I'm not old I got to get in from out of the cold
Some things they seem to be philosopher’s debate on what they see
In time let it go, you can't be fighting with the family so
Some are high, some are low time can turn the tables though
You drive but take it slow, just get to where you need to go
In time change your ways, it's not going to happen in a single day
Averagely all the time
If you fight, fight to win, no point sitting back and gambling
Red eyes viscous stare, the best thing to do is get out of there
Protest until the end, the best vote you have is the dough you spend
Many paths you can take, your life is the one you make
Some people get it right, they don't make a living they make a life
Bee’s will fly and birds will sing, just don't go talking with a ding-a-ling

Wednesday, January 09, 2013

Leafs: Feeling sting of not being "top news item" fire Burke to re-invent the brand.

The foggiest answer one could get for the reason of the dismissal of Brian Burke was that those who run the marketing for the Toronto Maple Leafs feel he wasn't right for the "brand".

Which is odd of course, because it's probably one of the only brands that is immune to being tarnished (from a business profit standpoint) ever, under any circumstances, proven track record.  The Hockey team was just rated by Forbes magazine to be worth a Billion Dollars despite over 40 years of mind boggling dysfunction and failure.

Good to see the marketing men have their priorities straight when it comes to running a hockey team.  Damn shame we will never get to see that HBO special on the Winter Classic... scene opens... Pan shot of Toronto... Narrator- "But Back in Toronto things are anything but calm as Hockey Nation calls for heads to roll after the ugly 8-0 loss in Philadelphia the other night.  A Local paper runs a story attacking the  leafs young goal tending tandem, and team General Manager Brian Burke is anything but amused"... (let camera roll on Burke).

That's the problem with television, it always lets you down.

But really, sources close to Leaf Management: The Rogers and Bell jingle department are rumored to have noticed that Toronto Maple Leaf Google searches had lagged behind "Pure NHL Google search quires" for the third day straight.   That's when veteran jingle smith Ralph Johnstonerbreath, who happened to be writing a song about Bell's new 19G smart phone for the upcoming spring commercial sessions, had the idea that the Leafs should make a big splash to steal the "thunder" from it's rival "NHL corporation", who had booked a press conference that day to announce the ratification of a new deal and to serve a symphonic and tear jerking apology to it's precious fans that it cares so dearly for.

So a 28 million dollar rapid micro study was commissioned asking the simple question "What move can the Leafs make that will cause the biggest splash on news sites with specific reference to news sites branded in the direction of our core company values connected to commerce opportunities".   It was then decided that firing Brian Burke was the direction the board of directors chose after an unfortunate debate on how to publicly "pants" team captain Dion Phaneuf showed no logical avenues for execution.

Monday, January 07, 2013

the latest little twist...

Hate to wade back into my unfortunate antler locking with the idle no more movement after criticising the move to "block transportation routes" as part of their protest, but there are a few things i would like to correct in my original post about this subject that became clear to me after some articulate social media discussion.

I wrote... "Why not clog the Government headquarters, or the industry headquarters that the Government cares about?  Probably because you will be maced, beaten, perhaps shot... is that it?".  Now i did not mean to suggest that out of cowardice, the protesters chose soft targets.  In my head i was thinking "why don't they shut down Parliament by ringing the fucking thing, everybody could get behind that... and then i thought, actually they would be removed pretty quickly on some anti-protest law hidden in some rouge Environmental accountability law".   I guess fair is fair, perhaps there isn't an anti-protest law hidden in an Environmental accountability Law, it might be hidden in the free speech law, or the equal opportunity law.

Sorry getting carried away, but i do apologize to the movement for insinuating  that they took the easy way out by standing on the street protesting.  It is not the easy way out at all, i would argue that it is the hard way down.  I do appreciate people helping me see the light, although something tells me that I'm not going to go far enough.

It reminds me of the feeling i had in my stomach when my place of work was about to go out on strike again, and i mentioned that if we go out on strike we will get killed in that fight.  I received rabid opposition to my position and was generally perceived as a traitor.  So you think we should just take this? This is totally unfair? We have to fight on principle! I would try to explain that 1) When i fight i fight to win only, and 2) Life is unfair get use to it, and 3) What good is principle if nobody adheres to it anyway.    Well that would really get the fur flying... What is the answer? I would get with angry face... Well the only one was work to rule... which i had been doing for years... do your job well in the time provided and deal with extras as the contract allows.  But you see all the people who wanted the fight over principle, many of those were the people who served their own needs first each and every day, and got use to that so when the claw came it had something to grab.  Of course the average profile of the person who had something the claw could grab couldn't afford to be without a paycheck for 5 or 6 weeks and they only found that out after 3 weeks on strike and then their tune changed a bit and all they wanted was to go back to work... so much for them standing strong in disobeying a "back to work legislation" passed down by your very employer.  Hey wait was that a trap?  Yes it was, and you hurt the business that you need to stay employed, and the Government wouldn't mind getting rid of that business and selling the real estate that it was on.  

I really believe strikes and protests are most often boomerangs that come back to wound those at the origin.  You see we live in an age of stupid fickle public, immediate shallow media coverage, and polls.

I saw the Idle no more movement gaining steam, heard the PM say "In this country people are allowed peaceful protests, as long as they don't break the law", and then next thing you know the movement is essentially breaking the law ( i would say minor) and inconveniencing a historically racial population of people (read the comments on news stories), for what gains?  Never the fuck mind about right and wrong, forget about history... this is 2013 and you are in a PR battle with one of the slipperiest, slickest, oiliest Political leaders on the planet.  This guy won an election as the leader of the only coalition party (Reform and Progressive Conservative), by scaring the country into the idea that if you vote for the other parties than they will form a coalition party that might try to govern and that would be a dangerous reckless thing to do.  It is actually an incredible accomplishment when you think about it, but that's the world we live in.  So don't make the news doing something "illegal" if you want a fight with this man. 

And as predicted, just in time a new news story has come out today, a death blow to the PR battle... apparently all the money given to the band over the years hasn't been properly accounted for. As a side note i think they should send that auditor over to look at Dean Del Mastro's campaign finances.. but why do that right.

Two things... I have a University degree, and My Wife has a PHD and we can't figure out or tax forms... cause that's the way the system is...  here's that money we owe you and here are the 7 thousand hoops for you to jump through.  The other thing is, now lets call a spade a spade.. we are all human and power corrupts... it's the golden rule, well one of them anyway.  For sure there have been times when Indian funds have been spent inappropriately, and to the racially charged electorate, they are screaming about their "tax dollars" whether they paid their tax or not.  I always pay taxes and you can give mine to the poor or disadvantaged anytime, I'm for socialism.  I just hate losing battles on bad strategy.

Prediction.  PM goes into meeting and considers more help on the condition of accountability.

Want to hear my advise?  Keep in mind I'm just a guy,  not even a real writer.

If you are living on a reservation where living conditions are horrible and there is no end in sight, then move.  I know that sounds harsh but there are still opportunities in this country that you are entitled to be part of.  I realize that European Settlers fucked you over rather severely time and time again and that humans have savaged the land and it appears will accelerate the savaging under our radical PM.  Also kind of hard to live off a barren, species depleted, polluted land... it pains me too beyond a region i have yet to comprehend as a human.  Perhaps it is the part Native I have in my blood, or at least the Native my dentist thinks i have in my blood because i have tannins in my gums and many Natives do, but i was adopted and don't know my heritage on that level.  It doesn't matter, we are all just human, that's where it's at now.  Hey if a Reservation is working great for all, then keep it going and you can send my tax money there.

Think of it this way 1000 years ago you are fishing on a river and your hole dries up you move down the river, don't be idle in your situation in life, make the change.  What is gone is gone, and it breaks my heart to say that but the truth is you could spend the rest of your live arguing about rights and wrongs. Now I'm not saying give up on treaties and agreed territories or payments, but rather if some situation is unlivable then get out of that situation, it might be hard, but you only have your life.  If you think that your leaders are going to take care of you when they haven't they are probably not going to.

For the record, don't take me as an authourity on anything besides living right.  These are serious issues affecting real people, and i hope for the best for all of them.  I am applying my logic to the situation they are in... my logic has served me very well in my life.


Saturday, January 05, 2013

All right I'll say it...

What the fuck is with this idle no more movement blocking the transportation routes of the hard working citizens of a country, the same citizens being screwed by a Government that this protest is apparently targeting?  I think it's pretty clear that this Government answers to corporate interests with little regard for the well being of the future of it's citizens, so i ask why trouble the citizens?

Now I'm not denying the  injustice that spawned the movement, but rather questioning the method.  Idle no more, so go out and block traffic so that thousands of cars and trains are shut down to idle in the transportation routes.  Perhaps they should call it the "idle more" movement.  This way we can inconvenience each other and spew more pollution... maybe we can have some fights, block some doctors from getting to hospitals, teachers getting to schools.  Maybe some people trying to keep their heads above financial water might be late to work and have to fill out forms explaing why they are late and be docked pay for time off work, or at least have the opportunity for a long drawn out fight to prove it wasn't their fault.  Oh you had to give birth in the back of a car, and you had some complications... well you see we had to block the road to prove our point that the Government leaders should give a shit.

Why not clog the Government headquarters, or the industry headquarters that the Government cares about?  Probably because you will be maced, beaten, perhaps shot... is that it?

That it has come to this is bizarre at best...  So the PM meets with an Aboriginal leader on a hunger strike for a photo op, pretends to listen, makes some promises and then goes back to business as usual, because we know that is what is going to happen right.

If anything this could be a grand opportunity to slip a few more legislative maneuvers through while people are distracted.  It appears to me that an affective tactic for indifferent Governments to deal with movements like this are to let them swell the the point where the nusanse of their existence begins to tip the scales the the point where public opinion turns against the movement itself as people forget what it is all about and only see the nusance.  Was Wall street punished as a result of the "Occupy Wall Street" movement?  Or were the camps just eventually removed on court order?

If you get treated unfairly by your employer to you go and punch a co-worker to teach your employer a lesson?  It's like the new blueprint for losing a protest movement... and of course there are always plenty of radicals to join every protest... maybe they can go fuck some shit and be heard.