So many new things. What to think. Where to take this next little blogaroo.
Recall the fine bone Robertson Wisdom "People who put their noses in things that break noses end up with broken noses"
(sometime earlier in the history of me sitting at a computer trying to lash together some thoughts that may have a strange twist...so that more words = more search engine possibilities, which should mathematically increase the remote possibility that the internet thing might find my band and launch us into fortune.)
****i feel i should now touch on an irony contained in the above brackets, but i will pass******
So it was New Years eve and i was having a fairly aggressive conversation with my man Willingdon Black, we were talking about tigers , of course.
Now it was the type of conversation that required arm gesturing... there was this damn thing on the wall that kept getting in the way. It was like a close standing dullard... is dullard a word accepted by one of the larger cooperate dictionary book makers? We shall look into that one... but not now we must finish this.
Meanwhile I had just knocked this thing over and put it back on the wall not really noticing what it was... Bill Godwack was in the middle of a little standup routine "what do you get when you cross a Lama with a tiger... a Lager!" the women cooed and the Mod squad stamped their whiskey glasses on the table.
Next thing i know that thing gets knocked off the wall again... as i grab it i think golly gee what it this irritating piece of crap...so i look and see that it is a paper mashie head replica if this animal with a massive nose... and the nose has been broken many times... you can see by the weathering that it has been broken often and for a long time. It was on a wall in a narrow passage in a busy party place. In some ways given the use it has taken over the years it is doing well... except of course the fact that the nose is broken.
It is a thing who's existence is jutting it's nose out in a high traffic busy place... a place that would break a nose... and ladies an gentlemen. It has a broken nose.
And with that i would like to open my soothsaying business... for a measly $100 an hour you can now have me to give your ear a workout. Super Robertson one of the finest natural truth seeiers... Book your 10 appiontment deal NOW before the price goes through the roof.
4 comments:
What is this 'blogaroo' you sometimes mention? Is it a marsupial you've adopted?
I was joking about that fucking son of a bitch comment there Mule my good man.
Not only that but there should be an exclamation mark at the end of it.
Comedy is this...
just finished posing a blogaroo with the idea that I must practice music more and get off the shithole computer and now I've been sucked into a blog posting frenzy
I even swore off blog posting comment sites after I want a step too far and called the head of of another band (in an online battle of the bands competition) "One who likes to eat shit out of shitass"... I of course was Joking... well you know the old Robertson.
Hopefully nobody has posted anything in between my 2 posts to make it seem tile this whole clarification thing was posted out of justification.
Oh yea by beef is that if my dictionary won't recognize blog as a word (which it doesn't) then it needs a fancy other blog rooted word to further describe the elements of Blog.
This could be the best song of the night... Good work there Mule... Nothing like a positive Robertson brain tweak... After a particularly rough brain week.
*****Revised paragraph*****
Oh yea my beef is this.
My dictionary won't recognize blog as a word. Threrfore it needs a fancy other blog rooted word to further describe the elements of Blog. If it ain't a word then it ain't a word.
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It's all good, SR. My new year's resolution is to learn to record music on this computer, so I may have to spend more time on this thing than usual...or at least spend my time differently—creating something instead of eavesdropping on conversations and seeking useless validation on discussion boards, etc.
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