Sunday, May 30, 2010

what are we doing

I am the leader here right... this is the super Robertson chronicles part 2

What do i have to say... i don't even know... it's hard to say where was I...it seemed like i had a number of good points a while ago but that is now just time lost. That is the essence of life, it is what you make of it and as you get older you loose the ability to remember the pure comedy of all the great moments of the day that could be described in a blog as fine comedy if portrayed properly but then there is reality and all the things that need to be done in the day and in the end it is all just memories... memory is cheap what do you think?

Digital memory is cheap on 2010, but the memories of a life are priceless... memory is now a word that should be re-defined because a memory that a human had was something that stuck in the mind for some reason... and now memory is just everything that happened has now been recorded on memory.

I think I'm losing my focus... i must go way back to the foundations of the reasons that i took the path that i am on to answer these very basic questions that i now have trouble answering much less asking.

Tuesday, May 25, 2010

Telus fucks me, other people and the environment again

so i had 2 cribs i was trying to give away on craigslist and i got no replies for some time and it became this obsession i was trying to give them to anybody... if i saw a pregnant woman i would go ask her if she needed a crib... finally i lost it and tried to drop them off at the salvation army... but the Salvation Army won't take them because people are too insane over "Crib safety" and in today's society nobody is smart enough to make a judgement call. the cribs were fine... so yesterday i took them too the dump... it was a long line up and i was very depressed to be dumping 2 perfectly good items that apparently nobody in this world will use due to what i thought was an overzealous safety paranoia... it was sad it cost me a few hours of a holiday Monday, gas and it left me depressed.

having some email problems so i went to the telus site and realized that Telus only sends me some of the emails that are suppose to come my way... and there was a good dozen that were responses to my crib giveaway by people who could have really used the cribs and would have been very grateful to have them.

but fucking Telus fucked us all

I'm sure there is a jackass right now saying "well have you checked your settings... blaa bla bla"... i have received emails from craiglist before under similar circumstances. it's just a damn shame... a totally preventable waste that could have gone completely in the other direction.

Friday, May 21, 2010

new post

The garden is full of spinach an i myself am a salad king... for now nothing quite like fresh spinach. the trick is to water it at around 3:00PM and then harvest it at around 6:00 PM just before dinner.
then the game becomes preparation... how to prepare you salad... i found that with a little shredded carrots one can make a wrap of carrots in spinach leaves. it is so tasty it doesn't even need anything, just pure flavour. There is that word again... the one that is correctly spelled but yet is not acknowledged due to some country having a different idea about what is tight and wrong than another country. That's life however and the key to life on that level is to accept the things that aren't worth changing. There is a great religious saying about god giving you the power to change the things you can and to accept the things you cannot and the wisdom to know the difference.

and that's where our "Rage Hero" fails... the rage hero cannot accept the things he cannot change and so he tried to change them with brute force and then.

frozen spinach is for lasagna, fresh spinach is for kings and soon spinach season will be over and one must prepare by getting the beans in the ground where the spinach once ruled

Monday, May 17, 2010

i guess i need a new post... or blogaroo for that matter

you see i posted the wrong blogaroo on this blog, due to some automatic sign in fiasco, and once again i think of the mule back in his office getting an URGENT email notice that YES IN FACT THE SUPER ROBERTSON CHRONICLES 2 has been updated... and then i can imagine the Master Mule almost spraining a wrist frantically clicking on that mouse to get the latest version of S Robertson bone wisdom... and then finding in fact some re-hashing of an event he was actually at and surly could have done a better job at summarizing without of course the bruised groin story, which again is probably too much information when you think about it.

the lesson here is always be aware of what blog you are writing in... like when i start S. Robertson's man Gardening blog the last thing we need is some lunatic going off on a political rant... unless of course it is a rant about genetically modified seeds.. and boy oh boy is that a good one... what the hell am i doing here.

Friday, May 14, 2010

how a song made my life better

well i had a problem last year and in dealing with the problem i proved myself a "rage hero"

Rage hero- a person who reacts to a disaster in a manor that makes the disaster worse.

so i wrote a song about it and some people heard the song and recognized the problem and those people had administrative duties with respect to my problem and an opportunity arose for them to help me with my problem and they did that and now my problem is solved and on top of that the situation that had elements of problem now have elements of symbiosis... and that a good thing

Sunday, May 02, 2010

the ARK

"I don't know of any expedition that ever went looking for the ark and didn't find it,"

-Paul Zimansky, an archaeologist specializing in the Middle East at Stony Brook University in New York State.

you have to love that quote


Apparently a group of Cristian explorers are 99.9% sure they have found the remains of Noah's Ark.

got me thinking about the whole thing... apparently legend has it that a mountain in Turkey is the final resting place of the arc, where Noah and 2 creatures of every kind went to repopulate the earth.

what do i think of all of this?

I think it's time for another flooding.

so say I'm Noah... i guess it would be Super's Arc... I would be on a boat with a lady 100 venomous snakes (apparently there are 50 kinds of venomous snakes), a stack of stinging ants, scorpions... not to mention an agitated rhino pair a few hungry crocodiles, a pair of all of the large cats...

i think Super's ark will actually be a large barge towed by a tugboat... it would be a suped up tugboat with shag carpeting and a lava lamp

no no... i guess to get the gig you need to be one with the animal kingdom.

Oh well

i was just going to go to sleep

but then it happened... i read the news, and the obvious happened... i am now enraged. It's kind of odd, isn't the news there to strike fear and then the fear can be manipulated to exercise political will? And then the logical thinkers just all start swearing and talking to themselves and are written off as crazies.

It was all about the oil spill in the Gulf of Mexico:

"I don't think anybody foresaw the circumstance that we're faced with now," said another BP spokesman, Steve Rinehart.

It just drives me insane when you hear the "nobody could have ever foresaw" card... a card that gets played every time some man made operation that makes a lot of money for a few people goes ape shit and destroys all kinds of lives... it's always "nobody could have foresaw". So you are speaking for everybody now, because you are so high and mighty and all of those people who have suggested we not do these things but nobody listened, and now that disaster has struck their voices just never happened...

Nobody could have predicted?

Nobody could have seen the financial meltdown, except all of the people who predicted it and warned against the insanity going on leading up to the disaster... but those people don't count... so nobody could have seen it.

Robertson's rule- if there is a Human involved then there can be Human error, and sooner or later there will be.
The human error can come in many forms... error in construction, error in design, error in monitoring, error in not listening to logic because money pays you otherwise... the only thing for sure is that it will happen sooner or later.

If a big earthquake hits Vancouver and the city of Richmond sinks into the ocean, somebody may say "nobody could have seen this coming", but it has been predicted by many... the human error would have occurred long ago when some fools decided to put a city on unstable Grade A Farmland... the kind of thing that a city might need to produce food one day. Just saying but nobody could possibly see that coming.

When fresh water is the most precious thing on earth the people in Alberta might be wearing the goat horns having turned many of their fresh lakes and watershed into a collection of toxic oil ponds, and somebody will say "nobody could have ever foresaw", which of course is utter horse shit, and grossly insulting to all of the left wing commie pinkos that have spent their lives energy trying to tell people exactly that.

Being right about things is something that humans react strongly to... although sometimes it is a nice feeling to be right, i don't think people really feel joy about disasters. For most people, i think, the reason they are against exploration of that nature (oil), is because they truly care about the state of the planet, and are trying to make a difference so that the planet will be live able and enjoyable for human and all forms of life. It gives people joy to see nature... these people get a sense of calm to be out in the "natural world" and so that is why they worry about these kind of developments... because nature is unpredictable... didn't we learn that from the Titanic?

So when you are some hot shot massive company that's made billions on a product that is causing all kind of grief, perhaps stepping up to a microphone and uttering a ridiculous statement that basically tries to skirt blame and nullify any opponents points that they have been making clearly for years and years, is a bit of an asshole thing to do, don't you think?