S. Robertson Vs Pigeons
Pigeon's are nesting above my balcony
There are some very bad deification problems
I am all for killing those Pigeons
They are not a Native species is the position I would take for those who shriek at such a though. Not only that, Life is not always fair and I need the pigeon shit thing to stop. We have gone through the usual methods, the obvious one being changing the arrangement of the cinder blocks so that they are not prime roosting territory. But the damn birds associate theat patio above me as their natural home.
I have contacted the strata about getting a peregrine falcon for the building... Something I should just do. What building wouldn't want their own peregrine falcon.
This way the falcon could do the killing and it would be a thing of honor, and not the savageness of having the bearded guy in #110, who has a poster in the lobby of his head on a platter with a fork in it climb up the building an murder a pigeon family in front of his young daughter. It would be a fine lesson in species management, a division of population biology to a young mind.
You shouldn't kill animals, but you would crush a mosquito if it bit you. Now if a Pigeon family rains shit on you for a month, are you a savage for rubbing them out. It almost needs a violent death so that word gets out to all of the other pigeons... that was a bad place to make a habit of roosting.
A Falcon would put the proper fear into the local pigeon population, but that would mean meetings with the strata to put a proper falcon roost on the roof, and living in pigeon shit can be more enjoyable than a strata meeting.
So we find ourselves again back to the obvious hit job.
Possibly I should get my neighbor (upstairs) a cat... That is another good idea! If I got him an Orange cat, it could put a whole new spin on a concept... I could say... I like your no show walking, I like your lack of parties, but what I really like is your Orange cat... I don't think them pigeons would dig that too much, a nice alpha predator in your roosting, shitting space.
I'll get a nice cat and leave it at his door... a little bow around it's neck. If I try and give it to him and he refuses then I'll be shot down and any cat effort will be traced back to me.
What if I just get a BB gun and shoot the birds, those birds have got to go!
Thursday, September 28, 2006
Thursday, September 21, 2006
More gibberish
Create new post eh!
why not, not like i need to sleep or anything. Just peck away like a hammerhead.
Hammerhead Ed
I use to call him edjackass, but hammerhead ed is far superior. He is this self centered dude I work with... Not that that narrows it down at all. But hey we all only care about ourselves right... What is it that WE are getting out of this situation.
I was talking to a fellow after the Supper Show the other night who was telling me that you can't kill a Buddha. I guess there is this story of an elephant sent to kill a Buddha and it goes on a rampage and kills all manner of things but when it comes close to the Buddha it feels the love vibrations and cannot kill. By the way Hammerhead Ed is defiantly no Buddha... Clearly. But would a guy who represents a giant money company be able to kill a Buddha if the buddha's home was over a valuable money field. Your are damn Skippy he would... Last thing the world needs is another shifty Buddha threatening the commerce of the free world.
What about this one... My old buddy Big wave use to lay this one on me ever once in a while.
Buddha went out to sit in the forest and he became enlightened... Then all the animals of the forest came and sat with him... It was then that he realized he was enlightened, lost his enlightenment and the animals left. He then realized and refocused and became enlightened again but the animals did not come near him because they new he was enlightened.
I guess it's the animals that have a natural sense of things in all of these stories but as humans we suffer natural insanity and continue to fail to grasp the fundamental concepts.
Take the real estate market... ITS GOING TO KEEP GOING UP UNTIL THE OLYMPICS AND THE IT WILL LEVEL OFF. Every agent and his flock of fools has been crowing on that statement well into this era where housing affordablility has completely disappeared. Now as even the banks are mentioning the word recession and the US market is tanking WE ARE DIFFERENT they say IT'S JUST LEVELING OFF they say. What kind of a fool would buy a home and pay more in interest to own all the problems of home ownership, without the possibility of ever reasonably paying it off, that if that fool were to just rent. It is just such a simple concept. It's like people racing to buy BreX moments before it became useless... Well not that bad.
why not, not like i need to sleep or anything. Just peck away like a hammerhead.
Hammerhead Ed
I use to call him edjackass, but hammerhead ed is far superior. He is this self centered dude I work with... Not that that narrows it down at all. But hey we all only care about ourselves right... What is it that WE are getting out of this situation.
I was talking to a fellow after the Supper Show the other night who was telling me that you can't kill a Buddha. I guess there is this story of an elephant sent to kill a Buddha and it goes on a rampage and kills all manner of things but when it comes close to the Buddha it feels the love vibrations and cannot kill. By the way Hammerhead Ed is defiantly no Buddha... Clearly. But would a guy who represents a giant money company be able to kill a Buddha if the buddha's home was over a valuable money field. Your are damn Skippy he would... Last thing the world needs is another shifty Buddha threatening the commerce of the free world.
What about this one... My old buddy Big wave use to lay this one on me ever once in a while.
Buddha went out to sit in the forest and he became enlightened... Then all the animals of the forest came and sat with him... It was then that he realized he was enlightened, lost his enlightenment and the animals left. He then realized and refocused and became enlightened again but the animals did not come near him because they new he was enlightened.
I guess it's the animals that have a natural sense of things in all of these stories but as humans we suffer natural insanity and continue to fail to grasp the fundamental concepts.
Take the real estate market... ITS GOING TO KEEP GOING UP UNTIL THE OLYMPICS AND THE IT WILL LEVEL OFF. Every agent and his flock of fools has been crowing on that statement well into this era where housing affordablility has completely disappeared. Now as even the banks are mentioning the word recession and the US market is tanking WE ARE DIFFERENT they say IT'S JUST LEVELING OFF they say. What kind of a fool would buy a home and pay more in interest to own all the problems of home ownership, without the possibility of ever reasonably paying it off, that if that fool were to just rent. It is just such a simple concept. It's like people racing to buy BreX moments before it became useless... Well not that bad.
Monday, September 18, 2006
The writer
The writer is best in his unique environment. Possibly he moves to create this environment so that he will be able to write. Occasionally he shocks himself by wandering into other environments so that he is reminded that his environment IS THE PLACE TO BE.
or is it not always like that. Possibly many different environments could work but by subjecting oneself to chance you may come across the wrong environment, which could teach you about the elements of your pro setup.
Clearly this is all purely hypothetical, like an empty bowl of vegetable chips... Like a potato is not a vegetable chip. A potato is a vegetable my friends, and a potato with yellow food coloring does not mean that it is a carrot, right. But lets face it who wants a carrot chip.
I wonder if "healthy" vegetable chips that cost an arm and a leg (not that I'm some kind of a savage cheapskate) contain trans-fats... ie non hydrogenated oils.
Do we need a chemistry lesson... Sorry to intrude on this point.
Tasty fat is a carbon chain (carbon is an element) surrounded by Hydrogen and Hydrogen and oxygen together.
H H H H H H H H
H-C-C-C-C-H = non hydrogenated H-C-C-C-C-OH = Hydrogenated
H H H H H H H H
I think I just drew Butane whish is a gas and not a tasty fat. Imagine more C's and while you are imagining you may as well salt the fucker
the OH group (you can get more of them) is the heart killer that gets all the press. If you go and buy Ruffles chips it says on the label No trans Fat. It means that they used a more health friendly oil to fry the chip in... But do "healthy" vegetable chips have to go that far or are they already covered with the vegetable idea. i think ther is a law about that now...
I will go down and check.
Son of a bitch I'm talking out my ass... The whole term is saturated or unsaturated. The trans thing has to do with the placement of the... OH group
This is total gibberish... I don't know what the fuck I'm talking about... This is where one should just delete and go to sleep.
Eat some dried fruit and drink some water... I just went into a chemistry website and remembered why I got into music, which may bring us back to some long stretch from the origin of this blogaroo.
delete or just go to sleep
or is it not always like that. Possibly many different environments could work but by subjecting oneself to chance you may come across the wrong environment, which could teach you about the elements of your pro setup.
Clearly this is all purely hypothetical, like an empty bowl of vegetable chips... Like a potato is not a vegetable chip. A potato is a vegetable my friends, and a potato with yellow food coloring does not mean that it is a carrot, right. But lets face it who wants a carrot chip.
I wonder if "healthy" vegetable chips that cost an arm and a leg (not that I'm some kind of a savage cheapskate) contain trans-fats... ie non hydrogenated oils.
Do we need a chemistry lesson... Sorry to intrude on this point.
Tasty fat is a carbon chain (carbon is an element) surrounded by Hydrogen and Hydrogen and oxygen together.
H H H H H H H H
H-C-C-C-C-H = non hydrogenated H-C-C-C-C-OH = Hydrogenated
H H H H H H H H
I think I just drew Butane whish is a gas and not a tasty fat. Imagine more C's and while you are imagining you may as well salt the fucker
the OH group (you can get more of them) is the heart killer that gets all the press. If you go and buy Ruffles chips it says on the label No trans Fat. It means that they used a more health friendly oil to fry the chip in... But do "healthy" vegetable chips have to go that far or are they already covered with the vegetable idea. i think ther is a law about that now...
I will go down and check.
Son of a bitch I'm talking out my ass... The whole term is saturated or unsaturated. The trans thing has to do with the placement of the... OH group
This is total gibberish... I don't know what the fuck I'm talking about... This is where one should just delete and go to sleep.
Eat some dried fruit and drink some water... I just went into a chemistry website and remembered why I got into music, which may bring us back to some long stretch from the origin of this blogaroo.
delete or just go to sleep
Tuesday, September 12, 2006
I need to write some words
Why?
2 new Rojas bass inspired songs.
I am the man the being you see made strong with flesh and bones
the inner conversation that I have will always lead me home
when you meet a soul with your eyes and touch the heart
you send a message aim for the like a bullseye for a dart
yea were going to have some good times around here
me and my buddies of this earth... Don't you go changing
I am a rock who is happy with my efforts I am a tower
I'll change one small behavior, and that will give me power
I will be patient with the problems I cannot solve in an instant
I remember in a former song I rhymed instant with pistant
Yea were going to have some good times around here
me and my buddies of this earth... Don't you go changing
and then
sooth yourself , treated to the rhythm of nothing in particular
move yourself, feet feet moving and your arms swing circular
I describe a thought not really a though but grabbing at something
I decide what is a though when I writing a song called tong thing
it's not over rather that this thing needs to find it's own
like a flower reaching to the sun and it starts to grow
Help aside we can wait for the ocean to bring the tide
And we stride like a ship sailing to the other side
As we grow, we can feel the affects of the body age
remember that, you can be a victim of your violent rage
it's not over rather that this thing needs to find it's own
like a flower reaching to the sun and it starts to grow
Sorry Rojas that the best I could do at the 11th hour, but I'm glad to do it and we will play them tunes tomorrow night and have them hammered out by the end of the year.
By the way of all of the highlights I have had in the last little while the greatest was standing outside on the Railway balcony with the whole 21TR crew. It was after we played last Thursday, and it was late, but for a moment it felt like a invincible crew
2 new Rojas bass inspired songs.
I am the man the being you see made strong with flesh and bones
the inner conversation that I have will always lead me home
when you meet a soul with your eyes and touch the heart
you send a message aim for the like a bullseye for a dart
yea were going to have some good times around here
me and my buddies of this earth... Don't you go changing
I am a rock who is happy with my efforts I am a tower
I'll change one small behavior, and that will give me power
I will be patient with the problems I cannot solve in an instant
I remember in a former song I rhymed instant with pistant
Yea were going to have some good times around here
me and my buddies of this earth... Don't you go changing
and then
sooth yourself , treated to the rhythm of nothing in particular
move yourself, feet feet moving and your arms swing circular
I describe a thought not really a though but grabbing at something
I decide what is a though when I writing a song called tong thing
it's not over rather that this thing needs to find it's own
like a flower reaching to the sun and it starts to grow
Help aside we can wait for the ocean to bring the tide
And we stride like a ship sailing to the other side
As we grow, we can feel the affects of the body age
remember that, you can be a victim of your violent rage
it's not over rather that this thing needs to find it's own
like a flower reaching to the sun and it starts to grow
Sorry Rojas that the best I could do at the 11th hour, but I'm glad to do it and we will play them tunes tomorrow night and have them hammered out by the end of the year.
By the way of all of the highlights I have had in the last little while the greatest was standing outside on the Railway balcony with the whole 21TR crew. It was after we played last Thursday, and it was late, but for a moment it felt like a invincible crew
Sunday, September 10, 2006
I am now officially pissed off!
I was wondering what my next post would be about... i was hoping for something a little more uplifting or maybe something about the fact that I have in my possession the new 21TR CD.
But no, you see I had this guy "old seed" from Winnipeg coming to play the Super Robertson Supper show... It was all lined up for some time, and he is really quite good. But today I got an email about the fact that he can't play the show because he got a show the night before at the media club and to get that show he has to sign an exclusivity agreement meaning that he can't play any other club in town.
Hence my official state of being pissed off.
A human being can't play a free show for other humans in a laid back environment because some (%%%^$*&&^()^$ *^)&%%^$*(*&^%. You know what I mean.
I have a good mind to out bid the media club to either make them pay more, or to just win. It would cost me plenty but so have many of my "principled" decisions over the years. Most likely there has been a contract signed already... For sure. I mean I'm glad he got a paying gig, but I am enraged at the idea that some corporate entity has dammed him from playing the Supper show.
There will be a reaction... Anybody into going and marching with protest signs in front of the media club on Tuesday September 19th?
But no, you see I had this guy "old seed" from Winnipeg coming to play the Super Robertson Supper show... It was all lined up for some time, and he is really quite good. But today I got an email about the fact that he can't play the show because he got a show the night before at the media club and to get that show he has to sign an exclusivity agreement meaning that he can't play any other club in town.
Hence my official state of being pissed off.
A human being can't play a free show for other humans in a laid back environment because some (%%%^$*&&^()^$ *^)&%%^$*(*&^%. You know what I mean.
I have a good mind to out bid the media club to either make them pay more, or to just win. It would cost me plenty but so have many of my "principled" decisions over the years. Most likely there has been a contract signed already... For sure. I mean I'm glad he got a paying gig, but I am enraged at the idea that some corporate entity has dammed him from playing the Supper show.
There will be a reaction... Anybody into going and marching with protest signs in front of the media club on Tuesday September 19th?
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