I think is some ways a "Failure" can be a "success". One could successfully avoid all of the pitfalls of stupidity only to be regarded as a failure on most measurable fronts.

want a laugh.

We were wondering where to put a hammock on out yard... which happens to be in the middle of some insane renovations. Insane in that the people doing those renovations have 3 kids... and two of them are twin infants. Now one of us is a groundbreaking scientist who has been consistently publishing papers in the finest journals with respect to Cancer research, and the other is a loser mailman with a floundering musical career yet has produced an album per annum for the past decade and a free live show for the past 3 years.

who the fuck is going to lie in the hammock?

Perhaps Carl Fatman can take over the Lynx paw Courier and hand them out at the sky train from 5-7AM and then again from 3-5 PM. I have always ben a sucker for regimented insanity.

When i lived in a wharehouse in Kitsallano a long time ago... by myself.... after Darren left town to go back to the place he belonged. I tried to schedule my week into half hour segments. many of the 1/2 hour blocks were left open for "pie in the sky" think tank sessions. Others were for physical strangth and flexibility, some was rhythm practice, some was wordsmithing. then there was the female socialization.

Let me tell you one thing... if you are going to have something like that on your fridge then beware of the fact that a woman who you may be socializing with in the alloted time in you abode may end up reading the schedule which perhaps may cause some shall we call them "communication problems". Everybody is quick to ridicule things that are different and then when that ridicule is met with pro logic one of the few escape avenues is the idea that the person in the debate is running in to the end of "Female socialization"... even after pointing out that the block after "female socialization" is a free block followed by a joker... which can take the form of another block... they reply... that could be your masturbation block.