another thing i'll never understand

why do people say "you don't need screens in vancouver"?

remind me to tell you about the Super fruit-fly trap... and then remind me to finish writing Drosophila melanogaster the song.

mostly it's the shit flies and the odd mosquito that would be kept out which in turn could cut down on vigorous swinging accidents.. and then of course you get a bald faced hornet or a yellow jacket wasp or one of those paper wasps with the thin abdomen... so you can relax with a wasp in the room with you right? Sure sure... as Magus once said although he said it to our roommate who had a twin brother who was gay and he was trying to tell magnus that his brother wasn't really gay but just experimenting.

So the guy who built this house has screens for the windows but he didn't include them because as i believe it that they are not included in the warranty. Typical humanity... some hammerhead buys a house and knocks a hole in his screen and then bitches at the developer to get a new screen and then the developer decides to never include screens in a house again even though the windows come with screens... he would rather store them in a storage space somewhere because of the headache of giving them to the person who bought the house and the windows. which reminds me to call with another reminder.

He will give me the screens because i understand that if i fuck them then it aint his problem.

but still the majority of people that i meet say you don't need screens in vancouver. Sure sure... if you are in Muskoka in june without screens then you will be eaten alive my mosquitos and black flies if you lack screens, and yes that won't happen in Vancouver... a mosquito just flew by... perhaps it is carrying dengue fever?

ahh yes the comfort of a fine one in a million paranoia

i want my screens