Wednesday, February 13, 2013

Independent artist "Super Robertson" stung by botched PR Campaign.

Canada Lynx records Kingpin Super Robertson is having a nice cold "regret-bath" after hiring Music Publicist Ziep Pobertson to promote his new single "Beardman Poets Lock Antlers".   Robertson, who came across Pobertson, by way of a "click add" on a stock traded social media site was promised the sun.  "He actually told me I would be like Icarus, except with metal wings, so they wouldn't melt in the sun... it sounded so cool I just went for it" rued Robertson as he ponders his fate.

Ziep Pobertson apparently guaranteed a viral video, which followed with a guarantee that within weeks Robertson would be playing sold out strip clubs as strippers lined up to get in.  Although there is still time, Robertson thinks he might have been had.

Robertson added, "Considering I had to refinance the house behind my wife's back, I kind of expected the sure thing I was promised with regards to this scheme".  Robertson then went to point out that the whole PR campaign was essentially a very low resolution shit together You Tube video posted a few lame times on Facebook, given one tweet, and not even emailed to anybody.  He also lamented the fact that in the video, Ziop Pobertson, straightened his tie a few too many times.

Ziep P, as he likes to be called, did not comment when he was tagged in a novelty photo at the time this went to press.

Robertson, who was in the corner babbling his lips, had only this to say.... "I need to get this thing off the Internet and start fresh and professional like."



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