Canada Lynx records Kingpin Super Robertson is having a nice
cold "regret-bath" after hiring Music Publicist Ziep Pobertson to
promote his new single "Beardman Poets Lock Antlers". Robertson, who came across
Pobertson, by way of a "click add" on a stock traded social media
site was promised the sun.
"He actually told me I would be like Icarus, except with metal
wings, so they wouldn't melt in the sun... it sounded so cool I just went for
it" rued Robertson as he ponders his fate.
Ziep Pobertson apparently guaranteed a viral video, which
followed with a guarantee that within weeks Robertson would be playing sold out
strip clubs as strippers lined up to get in. Although there is still time,
Robertson thinks he might have been had.
Robertson added, "Considering I had to refinance the
house behind my wife's back, I kind of expected the sure thing I was promised
with regards to this scheme".
Robertson then went to point out that the whole PR campaign was
essentially a very low resolution shit together You Tube video posted a few
lame times on Facebook, given one tweet, and not even emailed to anybody. He also lamented the fact that in the
video, Ziop Pobertson, straightened his tie a few too many times.
Ziep P, as he likes to be called, did not comment when he
was tagged in a novelty photo at the time this went to press.
