Thursday, September 06, 2007

White Peaches

WHY?

Because a jackass like myself might be at a store with a bit on his mind knowing that he wants to enjoy some peaches. He is there focusing on the idea of Peaches erroneously thinking that he is focusing on peaches and when he sees "white peaches" he has the moment of insanity. The problem being... for some reason the "V" chip in his brain fails and the insanity is not recognized... and then white peaches are bought.

Later that evening after the medication our hero decides to bake some Peach tarts with the pastry he and his daughter made over the last weekend (another long story that ends with the idea that next time buy the pastry shell... perhaps i should tell that story instead of the one that ended moments ago when i ate a slice of White Peach after eating a wedge of peach peach.

Another fine point... the colour peach is a colour because that is the colour that it is. A peach dress is not white! A peach dress is peach. because everybody knows that a peach is perfect... unless of course it is some mutant product of a designer world that i will never be able to understand.

White peach.

Holy sheep shit i just went to dictionary dot com to see how one would set up a mock definition for white peach... i was going to write one with the words "woody, tasteless, vile, joke of a fruit, food for hammerheads... you know"

and i found this:

The white peach is the most flavorful, fragrant and delicious ...

Sure sure, you could say that proper scientific method would not have in it's procedures:

1) try one sample of one white peach fruit
2) draw a swift conclusion
3) immediately generalize
4) fly off the handle and publish completely your immediate irrational conclusions.

Indeed.

However my standing as a master scientist and acute observer of human failure gives me the moral authority to generalize Given the extreme abuse of the concept of "moral authority", i again argue that i am completely justified in the latest statement made above.

The tarts could be ready... have no fear i sugared the shit out of the tarts before i baked them (as any master baker would when placed in the deli-ma of have a useless main ingredient.

Useless main ingredient could be a concept to roll with.



Check this : Name Change!

Please note that we are no longer Pacific Music Industry Association, but Music BC Industry Association.

BC Foundation for Music Assistance has also been changed to Music BC Charitable Foundation

Should you have any questions regarding these name changes, please contact us at 604.873.1914 or info@musicbc.org

Smells like shit to me! sure wildly inappropriate of me to ridicule the industry in my apparent tool to break into the industry... hey hey no fools reading right. It just seems odd the Pacific Music industry Association that has been sending me emails full of opportunities for me to write them a check ever since i had to sign in to the BC Schmoozfest sometime ago would change the name that you would make the check out to. It's the type of thing you might want to stay consistant.

Is the name change more marketable?
Is the name change necessary because the name became synonymous with greed, nepotism, and incompetence?
Was it just time for a change?

= focus not on enriching music.

Perhaps i have a bad attitude ever since freedome to groove (#253) soaked Roadbed for like $400 US dollars to build one simple web page and make "Quicktime" versions of our songs provided we move our site to their server and pay $20-30 a month (can't quite recall but the rage is coming back). Mostly i was mad at myself because the incompetence was clear from the get go. They originally tried to sell me a site that i couldn't communicate with with a Mac computer and then the phrase "oh we were just so eager to make a sale" was said... idiot me stayed on the line... the rest of the story reads like classic treachery and after my check was cashed that the great new application that lets any computer play music because "the application is actually on the server so the visitor doesn't need to have the application on their computer and hence it is flawless" disappeared from the radar... i take it that the company that provided the service for freedometogroove wanted more money and they didn't want to pay so they figured they could just tell old Robertson... here are some quicktime versions of your songs... we had our lab in full force all afternoon doing this for you to justify our enormous fee.. because after all we are a team now... you and us selling together for a stronger tomorrow.

Now I'm in a bad mood... perhaps a white peach could cheer me up

i'll try another

funny. i had put them in the fridge in a bag as the old fruit fly population would just be swarming them... they fell out of the bag and bounced on the floor. this one is not that bad... a little too sweet or perhaps just lacking any flavour so all you get is a bit of sweet.

Still say can't beat a peach peach

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