I guess it's no secret that I am a complete lunatic. Just read a few of the blogaroo's and embarrassment is the word of the night.
Tonight I stood up from the dinner table with the Russian salad dressing in my arm doing a windmill to put a centripetal force on the last of the dressing to get the bottle clean all the while looking at my young daughter explaining the relevance of everything.
what should I do with my life?
Just keep doing what you're doing. It works. And make sure the cap on the salad dressing is screwed on tight, or you'll splatter the whole kitchen.
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